United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[filler]

Why would they bring in foreign military to arrest immigrants using American police methods?

why would they use a foreign governments software to hack into the phones of u.s. citizens 


why would they do a lot of the dumb shit they do 


why would law enforcement need to hide their identity at all 

[benji]

Those have incredibly straight forward and obvious answers. They would use whatever they think is the best software for it and American law enforcement is full of paranoid nuts who think everyone is out to get them because they're the only thing standing in the way of complete chaos. (The latter being also what MAGA believes.) The only answer to yours is apparently that it's what your plot demands.

[Ribosome]

[Nintex]

If Jared Kushner, Steve Witkoff and JD Vance can't make a deal. Who possibly can 

To think that Iran asked for Vance specifically because they thought he'd be more willing to reach an agreement.

[benji]

Maybe they were really just big Hillbilly Elegy fans.

[benji]

[DavidCroquet]

I remember back in distant...March 31st, 2026, when Dems were running defense for Swalwell.

https://time.com/article/2026/03/31/eric-swalwell-fbi-kash-patel-california-governor-race-democrats/

No shot he wasn't banging that chinese spy crazy-style. 

Also, flashback 2020:
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/12/08/swalwell-trump-criticism-spy-story-443845

Rep. Swalwell says Trump criticism behind spy story
The California Democrat says the president is trying to make him look bad

"Not one to be upstaged, Swalwell informed reporters that he would be making himself look far worse in the near future".

[benji]

Watch some "respectable" publication like the NYT or Politico or whatever come out with some long detailed piece about the Chinese spy in coming weeks.

[Nintex]

US elections and sexual assault it just keeps happening

[Nintex]

Watch some "respectable" publication like the NYT or Politico or whatever come out with some long detailed piece about the Chinese spy in coming weeks.

It's not fang fang but a former staffer

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20qg3g9554o

Story reads more like a case of "I got drunk and it wasn't supposed to happen" though.

in September 2019 she woke up naked in the congressman's hotel room with little recollection of what had happened the night before.

Five years later, when she was no longer on his staff, she met him for drinks at a gala. She said she had trouble remembering details of the night, but recalled pushing him away from her and telling him "no".

She added that she woke up with signs of sexual trauma on her body.

[benji]

I know, I'm saying that now that he's fair game watch them go back to dig into the "truth" of that even if all they get are the same original allegations. Happens all the time.

[Alpacx]

Watch some "respectable" publication like the NYT or Politico or whatever come out with some long detailed piece about the Chinese spy in coming weeks.

Classic Boston Globe "now they tell us" story after a Boston sports player gets traded.

[HaughtyFrank]

[benji]

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[Potato]

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Americans wondering why everyone else on Earth thinks they're fucking weirdos:


Everyone else on Earth: 

[Alpacx]

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Americans wondering why everyone else on Earth thinks they're fucking weirdos:


Everyone else on Earth: 

Wow. Making fun of people currently living under Fascism. What's next, expecting them to protest instead of just posting online on Bluesky and Era.

Benji, this makes our American posters unsafe 

[benji]

FAKE NEWS:

[Potato]

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Americans wondering why everyone else on Earth thinks they're fucking weirdos:


Everyone else on Earth: 

Wow. Making fun of people currently living under Fascism. What's next, expecting them to protest instead of just posting online on Bluesky and Era.

Benji, this makes our American posters unsafe 

PROTESTING    ONLINE   IS REAL   PROTESTING

[Nintex]

Rep. Swalwell has resigned. I can't believe the Democrats keep fielding this controversial fringe figures who lack any basic decorum, decency and are mirred in scandals. If only they were more like the Republians. They put forward decorated generals, respected businessmen, tech entrepeneurs, lawyers, industrialists, athletes and yes even doctors. 
 

[benji]

[Nintex]

Our king has done a good job  

[Alpacx]

When's Trump going to post an AI photo of him as the prophet Muhammad?

[Nintex]

No that's not Muhammad but just me as Alladin

[benji]

My 50 most respected people in the conservative movement for 2026. Who would make your list?
Greg Abbott
Asmongold
Billboard Chris
Chloe Cole
Ron Coleman
Dan Bongino
Data Republican
Ted Cruz
Steve Deace
Ron DeSantis
Seth Dillon
Harmeet Dhillon
Riley Gaines
Ryan Girdusky
Jonah Goldberg
Victor Davis Hanson
Pete Hegseth
Cam Higby
Tom Homan
Mike Lee
Mark Levin
David Limbaugh
James Lindsay
John N. Kennedy
Karoline Leavitt
Dana Loesch
Gina Loudon
Scott Jennings
Erika Kirk
Mike Lee
Nathan Livingstone
Cynthia Lummis
Stephen Miller
Elon Musk (He's more of a moderate, but still)
James O'Keefe
Kash Patel
Dennis Prager
Scott Presler
Chaya Raichik
Willfred Reilly
Glenn Reynolds
Chip Roy
Christopher Rufo
Ben Shapiro
Nick Shirley
Thomas Sowell
Robby Starbuck
Donald Trump
Matt Walsh
JD Vance

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[benji]

Guess this is list day:

[benji]

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

move on sick healing doctor