Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[jooseloose]

 unbelievably thin-skinned mods as always https://www.resetera.com/threads/marathon-review-thread-delayed-by-request-from-bungie.1457947/post-153834082

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/amazon-accused-of-hiding-worker%E2%80%99s-death-for-a-week-making-employees-keep-working-as-corpse-lay-on-floor.1492867/#post-153853189

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/racist-streamer-johnny-somali-found-guilty-of-all-charges-as-south-korea-sentences-streamer-to-prison-with-labor.1491448/page-2#post-153798523

 User Banned (1 Week): Inappropriate Commentary

His fellow inmates have 6 months and counting, make it count.

By which I mean treat him kindly with kisses and cuddles and bedtime stories of course.

[Snoopy]

A US military propaganda piece funded by a Trump loving owner, in a Trump/post Trump second term world, with the geriatric second coming of L. Ron Hubbard? Fuck off.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/crowbcat-video-re4-is-timeless-re4-remake-is-a-product-of-its-time.1489231/page-9#post-153718234

 User Banned (2 Weeks): Concern Trolling; History of the Same

Looking up Ashley's skirt and unskippable QTE cutscenes are definitely not things I would consider "timeless", nor would I with the tank controls either.

Super Mario Bros 3 is timeless because anyone can just pick it up, and start immediately having fun. I'm not sure most young generations would enjoy OG RE4's tank controls.

Why were you looking up her skirt? Anyways, I'd argue that's part of the charm of the original. It didn't have a cutscene focusing on looking up her skirt or force you to look up her skirt, but it did call you out if you tried.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/edge-423-ontos-cover-story-and-reviews-of-crimson-desert-pok%C3%A9mon-pokopia-marathon-people-of-note-and-life-is-strange-reunion.1490401/page-8#post-153765187

 User Banned (1 Week): Accusations of Journalistic Bias. Account in Junior Phase.

?

Theyre too pretentious and heavily nintendo biased. Yeah back in the day they underscored the original god of war games and I was like these guys couldn't tell what a good game was if it hit them in the face. I stopped reading and most of their reviews you'll notice the same things. Nintendo bias

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ruby-rose-accuses-katy-perry-of-sexual-assault.1489777/page-2#post-153798283

 User Banned (2 Weeks): Inflammatory Generalization

Katy Perry was married to rapist Russel Brand, of course she would have no issues of sexually assaulting others.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/amazon-accused-of-hiding-worker%E2%80%99s-death-for-a-week-making-employees-keep-working-as-corpse-lay-on-floor.1492867/#post-153853189

Click bait title. 

They bitch for minor shit at NYT or CNN but this get a pass?

[Taco Bell Tower]

Someone openly calling out Messy for digging through old posts   https://www.resetera.com/threads/edge-423-ontos-cover-story-and-reviews-of-crimson-desert-pok%C3%A9mon-pokopia-marathon-people-of-note-and-life-is-strange-reunion.1490401/post-153765097

Messy's reply to that

I'm just confused. If something was my least favourite, I'd just ignore them. So I'm trying to understand.

[Nintex]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/amazon-accused-of-hiding-worker%E2%80%99s-death-for-a-week-making-employees-keep-working-as-corpse-lay-on-floor.1492867/#post-153853189

don't let a dead body distract you from work

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/amazon-accused-of-hiding-worker%E2%80%99s-death-for-a-week-making-employees-keep-working-as-corpse-lay-on-floor.1492867/#post-153853189

Click bait title. 

They bitch for minor shit at NYT or CNN but this get a pass?

That's an ethically reprehensible article which takes a flying shit all over journalistic standards and is the kind of thing that has led to the distrust of media in general.

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/racist-streamer-johnny-somali-found-guilty-of-all-charges-as-south-korea-sentences-streamer-to-prison-with-labor.1491448/page-2#post-153798523

 User Banned (1 Week): Inappropriate Commentary

His fellow inmates have 6 months and counting, make it count.

By which I mean treat him kindly with kisses and cuddles and bedtime stories of course.

You just know this fucker describes himself as an empath

[Boredfrom]

From nowhere:

Everyone talks about radical Islam, but no one talks about radical Christianity (or Judaism in Israel).

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pete-hegseth-quotes-a-fake-bible-verse-from-movie-during-a-pentagon-prayer-service.1493410/

[Hap Shaughnessy]

From nowhere:

Everyone talks about radical Islam, but no one talks about radical Christianity (or Judaism in Israel).

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pete-hegseth-quotes-a-fake-bible-verse-from-movie-during-a-pentagon-prayer-service.1493410/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/tucker-carlsons-latest-baseless-conspiracy-blames-iran-war-on-chabad-movement/

Tucker Carlson’s latest baseless conspiracy blames Iran war on Chabad movement

Far-right conspiracist claims Hasidic group is orchestrating ‘global religious war’; Jewish security organization warns of surge in violent antisemitic rhetoric online

“There are key players involved in this war, the one happening tonight, who believe that what we’re seeing on our television screen and on Twitter will usher in a series of events that will begin with the destruction of the Dome of the Rock, Al Aqsa Mosque, and then the rebuilding of the Third Temple,” Carlson said.

[HaughtyFrank]

From nowhere:

Everyone talks about radical Islam, but no one talks about radical Christianity (or Judaism in Israel).

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pete-hegseth-quotes-a-fake-bible-verse-from-movie-during-a-pentagon-prayer-service.1493410/

Wow, pretty christophobic of him

[HaughtyFrank]

The Bluesky outage is making the internet impossible to navigate today.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pete-hegseth-quotes-a-fake-bible-verse-from-movie-during-a-pentagon-prayer-service.1493410/post-153857236

[jooseloose]

Bluesky has been down all day? How are Melody and co doing without their hug box?

[Potato]

I'm expecting them to ignore this interview, but it's pretty good advice for people like Nepenthe who are already barely employable. 

https://www.eurogamer.net/dead-space-creator-glen-schofield-ai

"I wish artists would take notice that this is a great time to learn some form of AI" - Dead Space creator Glen Schofield doesn't think controversial tech will replace human talent, but still believes it has its place

[Boredfrom]

Callisto Protocol

He is not wrong that people should understand the actual technology but his reasoning doesn’t inspire confidence:

"I hear people saying soon you'll be able to make a AAA game with 20 people because of AI. I want to believe it, but when I'm working through one of my levels, I'm always going, 'Move that pixel over. That should come down. I want more wires. I want two blue ones there. And I want this exactly here'. And then we're sitting there adjusting the camera. We're doing this day in and day out, all the time. Now imagine that with the code, the art and everything else. It's about being nuanced to hell,"

Wasn’t the whole debacle of Callisto Protocol that the team focused so much on graphics and environment details for a game that ended like more of a Punch Out than Dead Space. Sounds more like he like a control freak.

[Besticus Maximus]

From nowhere:

Everyone talks about radical Islam, but no one talks about radical Christianity (or Judaism in Israel).

 
https://www.resetera.com/threads/pete-hegseth-quotes-a-fake-bible-verse-from-movie-during-a-pentagon-prayer-service.1493410/

Not everyone knows this but there is a huge problem with christianity and children in america. They send around these strange 'hip' young men and women into schools with guitars and teach people about dude jesus and how gnarly it is to forgive your enemies, abstain and obey your elders. Then when these kids finally grow up, they ruin gaming forums with strange ethical debates about fighting game bullshit while being abhorrent hypocrites.

[benji]

Messy's reply to that

I'm just confused. If something was my least favourite, I'd just ignore them. So I'm trying to understand.

                       just asking questions?
 

From nowhere:

Everyone talks about radical Islam, but no one talks about radical Christianity (or Judaism in Israel).

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pete-hegseth-quotes-a-fake-bible-verse-from-movie-during-a-pentagon-prayer-service.1493410/

Yes, we don't hear enough about radical Christians in power like Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau.

[benji]

Not everyone knows this but there is a huge problem with christianity and children in america. They send around these strange 'hip' young men and women into schools with guitars and teach people about dude jesus and how gnarly it is to forgive your enemies, abstain and obey your elders. Then when these kids finally grow up, they ruin gaming forums with strange ethical debates about fighting game bullshit while being abhorrent hypocrites.

[Alpacx]

From nowhere:

Everyone talks about radical Islam, but no one talks about radical Christianity (or Judaism in Israel).

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pete-hegseth-quotes-a-fake-bible-verse-from-movie-during-a-pentagon-prayer-service.1493410/

Yes, we don't hear enough about radical Christians in power like Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau.

Canadian media get their panties in a bunch when a Conservative party leader is a Christian (Stephen Harper) or Catholic (Andrew Scheer, Pierre Poilievre) but when a very devout man once named Britain's most influential Catholic (Mark Carney) is Prime Minister it's no big deal because he's not leading the Tories.

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/amazon-accused-of-hiding-worker%E2%80%99s-death-for-a-week-making-employees-keep-working-as-corpse-lay-on-floor.1492867/#post-153853189

User Warned: Historical Reference Implying Violence

[Alpacx]

Intersectionality is a tough cookie to crack.

[killamajig]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-run-for-public-office-why-or-why-not.1493779/#post-153866455

I'm a brown queer anti-American anti-capitalist anti-imperialist far-left borderline anarchist, even if I did decide to compromise my principles and run for a public office, my campaign would be over on minute one lmao.

Also....
https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-do-you-do-when-you-get-on-an-escalator.1488706/#post-153661912

Nothing because I am legitimately afraid of escalators and don't use them ever.

[Nintex]

Nothing because I am legitimately afraid of escalators and don't use them ever.

That's why you can't win

[BananaBlast]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jez-theres-a-very-very-very-big-discussion-about-the-exclusivity-stuff-going-on-right-now-internally-at-xbox.1490278/page-19#post-153792301

 User Banned (Permanent): Troll account

Stop answering questions with more questions. Either answer or don't.

nah

It wasn't a question.

An account since 2020 and over 1,400 posts can get perm'd as a "troll account"?

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jez-theres-a-very-very-very-big-discussion-about-the-exclusivity-stuff-going-on-right-now-internally-at-xbox.1490278/page-19#post-153792301

 User Banned (Permanent): Troll account

nah

It wasn't a question.

An account since 2020 and over 1,400 posts can get perm'd as a "troll account"?

Remember, on resetera, troll just means someone who disagrees with the hive mind or makes them look silly.

[Nintex]

Xbots: "There is a discussion going on about exclusivity"

Reality: Starfield just released on PS5 and got rated for Switch 2. Indiana Jones launches on Switch 2 next month. Diablo 4 got rated for Switch 2.

The discussion is probably about Project Helix or whatever it is. They're not going to leave this kind of money on the table. 

Forza Horizon 5 has been a massive success on PlayStation 5, with estimated sales exceeding 5 million copies as of January 2026. The port, released in April 2025, quickly became a top-selling title, generating over $300 million in revenue for Microsoft. It has been hailed as one of the best-performing Xbox games on Sony's platform.