Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

just think of how many brown children in gaza died during magicotters string of skeets.

first world problems, huh?

[Boredfrom]

Is time for our meds, Benji.

[benji]

Is time for our meds, Benji.

sorryimsorryimsorrysorry ;; srry

[Uncle]

earlier, I identified a few of the common trans types you will find floating around the internet:



now, this one:

this would be the Yaniv type

   

   

[Daffy Duck]

I think making clicky a mod would be the greatest thing that ever happened to Resetera.

Exactly. There aren’t enough trans members on staff.

Because they’re constantly getting genocided

[jooseloose]

I think making clicky a mod would be the greatest thing that ever happened to Resetera.

It would be funny given the amount of posters that clearly have them on ignore.

Official Staff Communication? Didn't see it 

[Potato]

Once again the trans fuckers can't help themselves but to try to destroy every community they enter.

I told you guys Famiboards was a gold mine of this dumb shit.

[Potato]

When you really think about it, all movies are a scam. You've contributed all your life in ways that help a movie industry to exist. You've contributed in other ways to help insure that all the actors and directors and executives have an infrastructure that allows them to have careers not just in movies but by providing education, food, roads, electricity, etc. Then despite all that they expect you to pay AGAIN to see their movie. And you don't get paid anything for any of this emotional labor. Total scam. The contradictions of capitalism, colonialism and white supremacy laid bare yet again.

they're also inherently a form of misinformation, the events being shown in films didn't even really happen the way they're being shown even in a biopic, and don't even get me started on fantasy films

what if someone actually believes that star wars took place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, and this contributes to a faulty worldview? there's no disclaimer stating that this is an intentional falsehood to frame the fiction

Look, I'm still trying to process that the actors are acting and don't actually think the same way as their characters on screen!!!

[Snoopy]

It's funny that the most racist, transphobic, women hating posters are always in safe space communities like ree and whatever that nightmarish offshoot is

[Potato]

"What's happening?"

"A bunch of weirdos are losing their shit and writing dramatic incoherent essays on a video game forum."

Sooooo, what's new about that?

[Potato]

I think the worst part about this tweet is that a "journalist" thinks it's the "correspondence" dinner...

[Potato]

https://famiboards.com/threads/famiboards-general-discussion-st55-april-2026-ghostpog.17035/post-2270171

Some real NSFW filler content in this post if you have an account.

I won't post it here and I am currently scrubbing my browser history and bleaching my eyeballs.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

An underdiscussed aspect of Bob's tweet is his theory of food density.

Bob Chipman
Sustenance DenseMaxxer

[NekoFever]

It's funny that the most racist, transphobic, women hating posters are always in safe space communities like ree and whatever that nightmarish offshoot is

And the solution when they genocide the users is always another offshoot with even harder moderation.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

this would be the Yaniv type

I just wanted to let you know that I agree, but I cannot like this post due to the imagery contained within. 

[Jansen]

Famiboards 

[simiansmarts]

Once again the trans fuckers can't help themselves but to try to destroy every community they enter.

I told you guys Famiboards was a gold mine of this dumb shit.

- resetera shows its whole ass as shitlibs who dont care about trans genocide 
- famiboards is created to #protectthedolls
- famiboards user misgenders a trans user as "they" instead of "she" in a discord
- mass exodus of mods and prominent trans users over this act of genocide 
we need a new splinter forum dedicated solely for trans users with subforums for nintendo games, vtubers, mental health, DIY HRT and hentai 

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/current-discourse-red-or-blue-button-era.1501903/page-12#post-154228351

Also I do agree earlier with people saying in a blue-majority scenario, the list of people who voted red needs to be public.

Cull them for the good of the species and planet.

I think red button pushers are openly advertising that they are a threat to humanity

Way to prove your altruitistic, non-sociopathic moral superiority here. 🤣

I for one say that the blue voters are the ones who are needlessly gambling their own lives and I don't care to risk my life to save them.

Way to prove your inability to sense a joke. If you think I'd seriously be in favor of killing billions of people, then I don't know how we worked together for so long.

Of course I don't think you want to literally kill people, but I do think your "jokes" are falling flat because doing them over so many posts indicate how you feel about the other side for sure. And so is everyone going "red button voters are selfish/sociopaths/etc" for that matter

Three posts over how ever many in this thread where I have explained my position in extreme detail while also extending good faith to the rationality of the red side is not an accurate indication of how I feel about people choosing red, and you know it.

Blue button pushers have also been characterized negatively- suicidal, "the real evil," irresponsible, virtue signalers. That in itself doesn't personally bother me. Indeed, I'd rather you insult me for what I believe than lie about what I believe.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/current-discourse-red-or-blue-button-era.1501903/page-13#post-154229266

I didn't lie, I read (most of) your posts as I saw them. You have 62 so far, twice as many as the 2nd highest post count in the thread, so I'dsay you feel strongly a certain way. If all you did all along were jokey shitposts, then ok, but it's hard to tell how you truly feel in this case. So I'm just interpreting your comments the best I can, which is that you jokes aside you still claim pressing blue is morally superior. If that's not the case then uh, all right, I take it all back then lol, though I'll remain confused.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/current-discourse-red-or-blue-button-era.1501903/page-13#post-154229428

If all you did all along were jokey shitposts, then ok, but it's hard to tell how you truly feel in this case.

3 joke posts versus 59 serious ones, many of which where I reiterate what the logical underpinning of the red position with no judgement, makes it hard to tell whether or not I think red pushers should be culled? Sure, Jan. Heck, I'm pretty sure my first or second post in the thread agreed with red that there's no downside to the person pressing the button.

So I'm just interpreting your comments the best I can, which is that you jokes aside you still claim pressing blue is morally superior.

Yes, just as people who prefer to press red are also saying their choice is morally superior/more rational. It's a philosophical/moral problem based on an impossible scenario. Both sides are naturally going to argue for the correctness of their position depending upon their point of view. Being certain in one's position in this context has no bearing on what I seriously think of people pressing red or what I think should happen to them (the answer is nothing.)

Ultimately it just feels like you just wanted to just have at laugh at me, not that you're seriously confused on where I stand. I don't appreciate it.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-25-2026-trump-rushed-off-stage-after-shots-fired-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner.1502125/page-12#post-154223560

Pretty much. The right will immediately jump and say he's a hardcore leftist when we know nothing about him. They'll probably have egg on their face when it turns out the attempted shooter doesn't really fit into any narrative they want. News will move on to the next thing and forget about this.

[Snoopy]

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https://www.resetera.com/threads/current-discourse-red-or-blue-button-era.1501903/page-12#post-154228351

Also I do agree earlier with people saying in a blue-majority scenario, the list of people who voted red needs to be public.

Cull them for the good of the species and planet.

I think red button pushers are openly advertising that they are a threat to humanity

Way to prove your altruitistic, non-sociopathic moral superiority here. 🤣

I for one say that the blue voters are the ones who are needlessly gambling their own lives and I don't care to risk my life to save them.

Way to prove your inability to sense a joke. If you think I'd seriously be in favor of killing billions of people, then I don't know how we worked together for so long.

Of course I don't think you want to literally kill people, but I do think your "jokes" are falling flat because doing them over so many posts indicate how you feel about the other side for sure. And so is everyone going "red button voters are selfish/sociopaths/etc" for that matter

Three posts over how ever many in this thread where I have explained my position in extreme detail while also extending good faith to the rationality of the red side is not an accurate indication of how I feel about people choosing red, and you know it.

Blue button pushers have also been characterized negatively- suicidal, "the real evil," irresponsible, virtue signalers. That in itself doesn't personally bother me. Indeed, I'd rather you insult me for what I believe than lie about what I believe.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/current-discourse-red-or-blue-button-era.1501903/page-13#post-154229266

I didn't lie, I read (most of) your posts as I saw them. You have 62 so far, twice as many as the 2nd highest post count in the thread, so I'dsay you feel strongly a certain way. If all you did all along were jokey shitposts, then ok, but it's hard to tell how you truly feel in this case. So I'm just interpreting your comments the best I can, which is that you jokes aside you still claim pressing blue is morally superior. If that's not the case then uh, all right, I take it all back then lol, though I'll remain confused.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/current-discourse-red-or-blue-button-era.1501903/page-13#post-154229428

If all you did all along were jokey shitposts, then ok, but it's hard to tell how you truly feel in this case.

3 joke posts versus 59 serious ones, many of which where I reiterate what the logical underpinning of the red position with no judgement, makes it hard to tell whether or not I think red pushers should be culled? Sure, Jan. Heck, I'm pretty sure my first or second post in the thread agreed with red that there's no downside to the person pressing the button.

So I'm just interpreting your comments the best I can, which is that you jokes aside you still claim pressing blue is morally superior.

Yes, just as people who prefer to press red are also saying their choice is morally superior/more rational. It's a philosophical/moral problem based on an impossible scenario. Both sides are naturally going to argue for the correctness of their position depending upon their point of view. Being certain in one's position in this context has no bearing on what I seriously think of people pressing red or what I think should happen to them (the answer is nothing.)

Ultimately it just feels like you just wanted to just have at laugh at me, not that you're seriously confused on where I stand. I don't appreciate it.

Oh shit. It’s the IDF vs Hamas

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-25-2026-trump-rushed-off-stage-after-shots-fired-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner.1502125/page-12#post-154223653

He's using this as an excuse for his stupid fucking ballroom and his dump bunker.

I genuinely hate conspiracy theory bullshit but I just don't believe these "attempts" to be legitimate at all.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-25-2026-trump-rushed-off-stage-after-shots-fired-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner.1502125/page-13#post-154225111

I feel Trump just ordered this. "Can we have another distraction from Iran?? Let's try another shooting!"

But no you see this administration is the most honest and non corrupt govt we've had. This administration would never lie and fool the people or create publicity stunts. If you believe that you just unfairly hate Trump who at this point is completely unwarranted

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-25-2026-trump-rushed-off-stage-after-shots-fired-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner.1502125/page-13#post-154226581

Why do I think that Trump staged this so when you Google Trump White House Dinner this comes up instead of the time Obama served him with the "Real American" video.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-25-2026-trump-rushed-off-stage-after-shots-fired-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner.1502125/page-14#post-154227472

I know I'm one to joke about false flags. But brother, they've been waving a lot lately.

This is so staged.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-25-2026-trump-rushed-off-stage-after-shots-fired-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner.1502125/page-14#post-154227685

My wife and I are on the false flag camp. Especially with wagers put on Trump not speaking tonight.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-25-2026-trump-rushed-off-stage-after-shots-fired-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner.1502125/page-14#post-154228234

But also I wouldn't be surprised if this admin staged this so…

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-25-2026-trump-rushed-off-stage-after-shots-fired-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner.1502125/page-15#post-154228813

I really would rather not go down the conspiracy route, but the whole unseriousness of how the whole thing went down makes me think this is another stunt like the regenerating ear bullshit whose shooter had zero digital footprint and almost vanished on thin air.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-25-2026-trump-rushed-off-stage-after-shots-fired-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner.1502125/page-15#post-154229086

The ballroom push from the Right is pushing me towards believing this was a false flag

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-25-2026-trump-rushed-off-stage-after-shots-fired-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner.1502125/page-15#post-154229170

This feels like a false flag to justify the Ballroom at the White House, the fact that so many right wing personalities all got their marching orders shortly after it happened further makes this seem true.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-25-2026-trump-rushed-off-stage-after-shots-fired-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner.1502125/page-15#post-154229869

Yea, gonna go with staged, sorry. Considering who this is who lies as easily as he breathes.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-25-2026-trump-rushed-off-stage-after-shots-fired-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner.1502125/page-16#post-154230427

IMO, the thing that makes the "false flag" conspiracy theory seem plausible is that, apparently, this was the first WH correspondent dinner he's been to in years and THIS happens? Who would even expect to see him there, especially since he's skipped them for years? Or what, the shooter just didn't realize that and got lucky that he was there at all?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-25-2026-trump-rushed-off-stage-after-shots-fired-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner.1502125/page-17#post-154232329

Seriously. We have been traumatized by these fucking cretins over and over again. If someone wants to believe this is all bullshit, go for it. I personally find it fishy. But if someone believes it's a real incident and an attempt on dude's life, that's cool too.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-25-2026-trump-rushed-off-stage-after-shots-fired-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner.1502125/page-17#post-154232614

This admin is nothing but lies, so we all conclude this is an obvious lie (and it is obvious) so we get accused of being conspiracy theorists? Ok

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/michael-opens-to-217-4m-worldwide-97m-domestic-making-it-the-biggest-opening-of-all-time-for-a-biopic.1502344/#post-154236001

I saw someone saying they took their kids to see it. Imagine taking your kids to a movie about a paedophile. Mental.

[killamajig]

KSweeley is going to have another meltdown. Hes still getting roasted

Best to report and move on. Who the fuck champions a god damn hotel chain anyway?

You may have been talking to an actual person but you cant read the OP to this thread others theyve posted and seriously think a human actually wrote it.

So is this just an ad

I know OP had another thread backfire like this once before. I wish I could remember what it was!

No need for the OP to come back and engage in their threads with such high-effort opening posts.

[HaughtyFrank]

his estate benefits from this movie doing well...and yes watching it means you are enabling the estate of a dead pedophile. sorry to make you feel bad

https://www.resetera.com/threads/michael-opens-to-217-4m-worldwide-97m-domestic-making-it-the-biggest-opening-of-all-time-for-a-biopic.1502344/post-154236097

Is his estate accused of being a pedophile too or something? This is a strange argument

[simiansmarts]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/michael-opens-to-217-4m-worldwide-97m-domestic-making-it-the-biggest-opening-of-all-time-for-a-biopic.1502344/#post-154236001

I saw someone saying they took their kids to see it. Imagine taking your kids to a movie about a paedophile. Mental.

[killamajig]

If you want a MJ free Beat It......

(just an excuse to post John 5)

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-25-2026-trump-rushed-off-stage-after-shots-fired-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner.1502125/page-16#post-154230427

IMO, the thing that makes the "false flag" conspiracy theory seem plausible is that, apparently, this was the first WH correspondent dinner he's been to in years and THIS happens? Who would even expect to see him there, especially since he's skipped them for years? Or what, the shooter just didn't realize that and got lucky that he was there at all?

Exactly! There was only three days of cable news and late night shows talking about it but I didn't see any mention of it once on any of the streamers I watch.

[benji]

On to why I did any of this:

I am a citizen of the United States of America.

What my representatives do reflects on me.

And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.

(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)

Rebuttals to objections:
Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.

Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.

Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.

Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.

Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?

This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.

Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.

Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.

Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.

Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack

Ally or not? Can I get some thoughts from CanadaEra on if they'd be willing to forgive him? Where's the white libs with "he should have just waited to vote for Gavin Newsom"? Or are we just going to throw this guy under the bus and silence him like all the anti-genocide voices?

[simiansmarts]

I don't even think the RE types actually care whether or not MJ did those things, they just love chudchecking random people over any minor transgression. The in-group and out-group mindset is in full effect. 
 

[TylenolJones]

Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest

Damn, even this guy knows Kash Patel is worthless.