Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[who is ted danson?]

immediately posts a completely fictional clip where a girl is good at video games when in actuality rashida jones was not a gamer at all and had to be taught how to even pretend to win at call of duty

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Coup_(The_Office)

In preparation for some episode scenes, Rashida Jones "took some serious Call of Duty" lessons from the writers, as they all played the online game.

In case anyone needs a cleanse after that

Did she ever clear her backlog?

[Greatness Gone]

had no idea Anita was a based Folklore and Resonance of Fate enjoyer 

[BananaBlast]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/thank-god-for-futa-in-this-current-job-market.1504741/page-4#post-154341238

 User Banned (Permanently): Transphobic joke, history of boys club

U R
MS
DONG

Holy shit. A new contender for one of the all-time worst Era bans.

-Day 1 user
-20,692 posts
-Was never really a big "problem user"
-Everybody memed on "Rosalina's giant third leg", including the bluesky xisters
-Not transphobic in the slightest
-It's just a play on "UR MR. GAY", a classic mario galaxy meme, and "EXPAND DONG" a longtime donkey kong meme.
-It says "MS. DONG", which would be CORRECTLY gendering the hypothetical penis-owning Rosalina. Therefore, NOT transphobic.

The admin was definitely going through an extremely dysphoric mental episode that day.

[Let's Cyber]

In case anyone needs a cleanse after that

Same energy

[Nintex]

More like teacher lures unsuspecting high school student into her basement

[Polident]

Infuriating how whomever assembled those cases clearly wanted to order them but gave up. Four assassins creed games together. Left 4 Dead and LA Noire together. Yet FEAR and FEAR 2 are separated by  Velvet Assassin and Two Worlds, and inexplicably F3AR on PS3 on another stack. Then Two Worlds 2 is in the opposite stack. These are sick people.

[Rendle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-maga-came-up-to-me-in-wal-mart-and-started-venting-out-a-bunch-of-racist-shit-for-10-minutes.1511287/

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil.... and you do it...

[HaughtyFrank]

Infuriating how whomever assembled those cases clearly wanted to order them but gave up. Four assassins creed games together. Left 4 Dead and LA Noire together. Yet FEAR and FEAR 2 are separated by  Velvet Assassin and Two Worlds, and inexplicably F3AR on PS3 on another stack. Then Two Worlds 2 is in the opposite stack. These are sick people.

They also bought Ninja Gaiden 2 and Ninja Gaiden 2 Sigma which is incredibly pointless since sigma is a remake of 2. You'd figure they'd have someone in the know on games on the team.

[who is ted danson?]

Do you think she'd sell me that collection? I offer $50

[BananaBlast]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/aphelion-launches-to-219-peak-ccu-on-steam.1508695/post-154513450

No sympathies in this case. Maybe you shouldn't antagonize the people you're relying on financially.


What do you mean people didn't buy my game after a comment like this?

 User banned (1 month): Sharing and perpetuating harmful Gamergate adjacent rhetoric

"harmful gamergate adjacent rhetoric"  

There's nothing "gamergate" about pointing out the karma of a game journalist, who mocked gamers, end up releasing a game to laughably pitiful sales. I mean this goes for many things; you probably shouldn't openly insult the people who are gonna make up most, if not all, of the sales for your future products.

But only self-hating posers wouldn't understand. They just get offended on the behalf of their allies, allies who will quickly cannibalize their own.

[who is ted danson?]

Guys I miss E3 wtf

[BIONIC]

Infuriating how whomever assembled those cases clearly wanted to order them but gave up. Four assassins creed games together. Left 4 Dead and LA Noire together. Yet FEAR and FEAR 2 are separated by  Velvet Assassin and Two Worlds, and inexplicably F3AR on PS3 on another stack. Then Two Worlds 2 is in the opposite stack. These are sick people.

They also bought Ninja Gaiden 2 and Ninja Gaiden 2 Sigma which is incredibly pointless since sigma is a remake of 2. You'd figure they'd have someone in the know on games on the team.

Sigma 2 had 3 additional chapters for the female ninjas which serves as a great comparison for how much less Hayashit respects women compared to Itagaki-sama (PBUH)

Fake gamer. Tourist :ZeroVAGWithGiantForhead

[Nintex]

Video games evil video games bad  

Well yall got what you wanted all we have now is Nigel Farage and $1 million world cup tickets

[DavidCroquet]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-maga-came-up-to-me-in-wal-mart-and-started-venting-out-a-bunch-of-racist-shit-for-10-minutes.1511287/

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil.... and you do it...

Underappreciated post.

[Rendle]

Thanks. When I saw even filler didn't like it, I was starting to having doubts...

[BIONIC]

Thanks. When I saw even filler didn't like it, I was starting to having doubts...

How about you start liking posts yourself, cunt.

[Rendle]

I almost did, twice actually. I forget what the posts said but they were both really funny. I can't believe I get to make you guys feel that way all the time, truly a blessing.

[NekoFever]

Guys I miss E3 wtf

20 years ago today

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/right-wing-grifter-the-quartering-banned-from-the-ren-fair-after-drunkenly-hitting-on-women-and-children.1515385/

Video sources both kiwifarms and kino casino.  Massive chud alert!

[simiansmarts]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/right-wing-grifter-the-quartering-banned-from-the-ren-fair-after-drunkenly-hitting-on-women-and-children.1515385/

Video sources both kiwifarms and kino casino.  Massive chud alert!

 
one day thebire will be used as a source  

[Besticus Maximus]

Dude is lucky he didn't get his ass beat, Ren Faire folks don't fuck around.

[Nintex]

"Right Wing grifter" is too light to describe what he is.

He's an actual literal full blooded Nazi.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/xbox-game-studios-bethesda-abk-ot37-the-plans-the-plan-until-its-not-the-plan.1502515/page-21#post-154652071

 User banned (1 month): Dismissive metacommentary and platform wars

I think if the priority is retaining customers, the kind of stuff their doing goes a long way towards regaining interest from those in the community. You see it here in this thread, and the various podcasts and other areas where Xbox folks congregate.

I don't think anything will win over the folks on era though. Microsoft threads are the perfect intersection of boycotts, AI hate, Sony fans, and a Linux fans. The first two of those basically get carte Blanche to say whatever they want.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/billie-eilish-eating-meat-is-inherently-wrong-you-can-eat-meat-go-for-it-you-can-love-animals-but-you-cant-do-both.1510063/page-20#post-154632886

  User banned (2 months): inflammatory rhetoric

At the end of the day, everything we do as a species has a massively detrimental impact on the environment and all life on this planet. Not eating meat isn't solving this. The only thing that would is the extinction of humanity.

[D3RANG3D]

The Quarter Pounder is just an embarrassing dweebert nothing more, nothing less...

[Jansen]

What the fuck did you all not peep that unethical wrestling thread lmao

Starts to get good here 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/getting-back-into-pro-wrestling-whats-good-and-the-least-unethical.1515169/#post-154757029

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/right-wing-grifter-the-quartering-banned-from-the-ren-fair-after-drunkenly-hitting-on-women-and-children.1515385/

Video sources both kiwifarms and kino casino.  Massive chud alert!

Jeremy is truly one of the greatest lolcows on the history of the internet, managing to surpass even the legends like DSP.

a lolcow, huh

where did you learn that word

the concept of "milking" embarrassing people for content

one might even say, "farming" them 

[Greatness Gone]

someone quickly explain to me how and why “metacommentary” is a bannable offense. Don’t they have a staff communication thread which is technically nothing BUT metacommentary?

That ban reason is just code word for “you exposed an issue with our forum that we like to pretend doesn’t exist”

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/welcome-new-members-introduce-yourself-here.119184/page-47#post-151116352

Feb 9, 2026

Hi everyone,

Fox here, can't wait to drop great one-liners and some awesome jokes, ha.

Also, thank you to the admin/mod that approved my account, you're a star!

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/right-wing-grifter-the-quartering-banned-from-the-ren-fair-after-drunkenly-hitting-on-women-and-children.1515385/

Video sources both kiwifarms and kino casino.  Massive chud alert!

Jeremy is truly one of the greatest lolcows on the history of the internet, managing to surpass even the legends like DSP.

a lolcow, huh

where did you learn that word

the concept of "milking" embarrassing people for content

one might even say, "farming" them 

A secret kiwi farmer with a join date of 10/27/2017, they have clearly infiltrated all levels of resetera.com