Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Jansen]

People bringing up korean beauty standards and/or kpop idols: The youngest looking kpop idols would never wear the type of skin tight and clearly sexualized outfit seen in the promo materials. And also this isn't a cultural/racial look difference, korean women do not look like middle schoolers.

How do you read this back to yourself and not realize how creepy you sound

[BananaBlast]

Evie gives me giga Natalie Portman in Leon vibes.

Considering the subtext of the thread is calling Evie a literal child and the developers pedophiles.....

This is again either bait or mental illness. Likely of the pedophilic kind.

Go drop another thousand dollars on a gacha game made by the same company, retarded creep.

[Taco Bell Tower]

[BananaBlast]

if this was some shovelware I'd agree. But the first was highly regarded from a gameplay perspective and I imagine this one will probably be too. The main characters can be blobs as long as the gameplay delivers

  User banned (2 weeks): inflammatory comments in a sensitive thread

(2 minutes ago)

THEY BANNED THIS IN 2 MINUTES?!?! 

[Besticus Maximus]

They've obviously negotiated some kind of off screen deal with the discords where they'll let them have a honeypot ban thread for a day or two to draw out the poison from the body politic

[Boredfrom]

Naiad rocking that Sailor Moon OC avatar like she doesn’t remember how old the Sailor Scouts where in the show.

[Let's Cyber]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bloomberg-xbox-is-planning-major-layoffs-next-month-as-new-ceo-asha-sharma-confronts-a-bleak-picture-and-plans-what-she-calls-a-reset.1547977/page-4#post-156288301

Microsoft has to be one of the biggest CUNTS on the planet.

FUCK THEM, @Mods ban me cause I called MS the C word I dare you

[BananaBlast]

one day we will get to the bottom of RE's weird misandry

Is it misandry or self loathing?

Women = misandry
Men = self-loathing
Trans women = both
Trans men = both (in a gender affirming way )

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bloomberg-xbox-is-planning-major-layoffs-next-month-as-new-ceo-asha-sharma-confronts-a-bleak-picture-and-plans-what-she-calls-a-reset.1547977/page-4#post-156288301

Microsoft has to be one of the biggest CUNTS on the planet.

FUCK THEM, @Mods ban me cause I called MS the C word I dare you

I wonder what is in the water of Microsoft’s Campus. They keep repeating the same stuff over and over again.

[Potato]

I was looking at a thread to see if that dude named anything about his books, no but they're cyberpunk books he made after being inspired by the transphobic Cyberpunk 2077 on XBOX, anyway Dice posted a link to her profiles.

So for those who have doubted Dice is an actual woman:

https://www.rpgfan.com/author/stephanie-m-sybydlo/

She's pretty good at hiding those bingo wings in that photo.

[Jansen]

My dudes that picture is 9 years old now

[Boredfrom]

"Iran's unwarranted and continued aggression"

You started a war against them...

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2026-us-and-israel-launches-strike-on-iran-khamenei-killed-israel-invades-lebanon.1449391/page-500#post-156290704

[kaleidoscopium]

2 week ban for saying a game looks fun and they’re looking forward to playing it. 

Your sites truly cooked b dumbs, pack it up

[simiansmarts]

They've obviously negotiated some kind of off screen deal with the discords where they'll let them have a honeypot ban thread for a day or two to draw out the poison from the body politic

 
The OP admitted in the burka thread that it's a honeypot to catch some wrongthink offenders. These guys are obsessed with the idea of chuds secretly inhabiting the board.
 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot3-make-her-look-more-corpulent-more-stuffed-where-the-eyes-cant-escape.275780/page-539#post-156285313 
 

 

jrx8080 thank you for making the thread, although i do expect the smarter trolls to avoid it this time around, a lot of posters including you called out their bullshit tactics so they will wait awhile to show up, maybe in the next SB trailer thread.
Still, i'm sure one or two dumb ones will catch some bans

 
yw yw.
One already caught some lead for 2 weeks, so thank goodness for that.
I hope my colored warning at the top helps people remember that trolls and fanboys often intersect, and exist everywhere.

 
OPERATION STELLAR CHUDCHECK: SUCCESS 
 

[Boredfrom]

Chicken shit assholes.

[simiansmarts]

The ban count in the stellar blade thread is currently up to five, the honeypot is a ROUSING success
 

[Jansen]

They've obviously negotiated some kind of off screen deal with the discords where they'll let them have a honeypot ban thread for a day or two to draw out the poison from the body politic

 
The OP admitted in the burka thread that it's a honeypot to catch some wrongthink offenders. These guys are obsessed with the idea of chuds secretly inhabiting the board.
 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot3-make-her-look-more-corpulent-more-stuffed-where-the-eyes-cant-escape.275780/page-539#post-156285313 
 

 
 
yw yw.
One already caught some lead for 2 weeks, so thank goodness for that.
I hope my colored warning at the top helps people remember that trolls and fanboys often intersect, and exist everywhere.

 
OPERATION STELLAR CHUDCHECK: SUCCESS 
 

This is what it's like posting on era 

[Boredfrom]

You hold out hope but this felt inevitable. America can never leave a losing situation anyway and Trump is so easily goaded. Israel gets what it wanted as usual.

Okay, so... this is all still considered "peaceful ceasefire activity," right? This is still not actually war? The world is just going to learn of the sheer destructive power of American ceasefires that lay waste to everything, but... peacefully, unlike war?

Do they understand that Iran also played the “peace ceasefire but not really” game?  

Trump is salty for getting booed in the NBA game and Iran is pushing its luck:

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/06/10/middleeast/iran-strike-israel-retaliation-strategy-analysis-intl

This was inevitable either way, sadly. But I bet Trump still thinks he can avoid a forever war.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/stellar-blade-blood-rain-shiftup-ceo-hyung-tae-kim-to-ign-yes-she-is-younger-shes-smaller-in-size.1547899/#post-156283951

I'm excited to play the game. Combat looked great

Such a simple statement and they are malding

User banned (2 weeks): inflammatory drive-by in a sensitive thread

Fucking idiots forgot to actually post their complaints in the OP. Any normal person just reads this as some new interview info. For some reason RE convinced themselves that "younger than Eve" means toddler while any normal person just thinks "younger"

[Jansen]

The lead up to, and release of, Stellar Blade was one of the most frustrating times on this forum for me. Not that the problems it highlighted within the gaming community and industry at large were new, in fact they're basically ancient at this point, but it just so starkly put into focus how many people just don't give a single shit about these issues.



2's reveal is less than a week old and I'm already losing my mind. The sheer indifference to the problems that the devs themselves are touting as a fucking plus is appalling.

[BananaBlast]

I'm convinced that Shift Up can't make a game that stands on it's own. They have to do some weird shit every time to gather headlines because the game on it's own merit wouldn't pass the mustar.

what did they do in the first game?

Oh you didn't see Eve's original design?

first time seeing it. graphics look worse and she looks more anime I guess.

More anime you guess?

No other… glaring changes?

losing heroine haircut. likely a childhood friend.

User banned (permanent): Troll account

[Jansen]

I'm good with that ban because that user's mind was obviously just completely destroyed by anime.

The "childhood friend losing heroine" and "symbolic post-rejection haircut" are classic anime and manga tropes. In romance media, this specifically refers to a character who loses the main male lead to another girl (often a transfer student) and subsequently cuts her hair as a symbolic attempt to move on from her unrequited love

If you just happen to know these things off hand you should probably KYS. I had to Google heroine haircut to even understand what they're trying to get at.

[BananaBlast]

Yeah, this ain't it. I don't care if every adult woman in SK looks exactly like the main character (and they don't), if you're still consciously making the decision of slapping a young teen's face on a sexualized character, you're just a shit human being.

This coming from the person who has had avatars of several gacha waifus, including Blue Archive, of all things. 

Fucking retarded hypocrite.

[BananaBlast]

Resetera: Karmelo Anthony case

Kinda surprised there isn't already a thread on this. Tensions are rising as Karmelo Anthony has been sentenced to 35 years in prison, with the possibility of parole in 17 years. What are you guys thoughts? Was this sentence justified in your opinion, or do you feel it was too harsh/not harsh enough?

Let's see how long this will last.

[TylenolJones]

Resetera: Karmelo Anthony case

Kinda surprised there isn't already a thread on this. Tensions are rising as Karmelo Anthony has been sentenced to 35 years in prison, with the possibility of parole in 17 years. What are you guys thoughts? Was this sentence justified in your opinion, or do you feel it was too harsh/not harsh enough?

Let's see how long this will last.

They heard my pleas!!!

Surprising that activists would tie their flag to a case like this that seems pretty open and shut. Also didn't the family collect like 500k through go fund me? Why is the defense lawyer "suspect"?

Why is there no Resetera thread on this modern day lynching?

[Potato]

Scrappy fan and desperation:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-personal-rundown-of-clayfighter-veterans-costume-redesigns-cf-series-spoilers.1505071/

WARNING! OPEN SPOILERS FOR STORY EVENTS OF THE CLAYFIGHTER SERIES BELOW! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

 

 And now for the StrawPoll results:

SPOILER: SCREENCAP OF STRAWPOLL RESULTS AS OF JUNE 9TH, 2026

The vote count is identical to the last poll I did for these threads, though with fewer actual voters due to this poll allowing multiple votes per person.

So is just 5 people?

Clayfighters has a plot?  I don't recall such a thing 

How the fuck is Clayfighters at all relevant in 2026? Has anyone even thought about that shit in 30 years?

[TylenolJones]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bloomberg-xbox-is-planning-major-layoffs-next-month-as-new-ceo-asha-sharma-confronts-a-bleak-picture-and-plans-what-she-calls-a-reset.1547977/page-4#post-156288301

Microsoft has to be one of the biggest CUNTS on the planet.

FUCK THEM, @Mods ban me cause I called MS the C word I dare you

User banned (permanent): Misogynistic slur. Multiple prior bans for the same slur.

[Potato]

I'm good with that ban because that user's mind was obviously just completely destroyed by anime.

The "childhood friend losing heroine" and "symbolic post-rejection haircut" are classic anime and manga tropes. In romance media, this specifically refers to a character who loses the main male lead to another girl (often a transfer student) and subsequently cuts her hair as a symbolic attempt to move on from her unrequited love

If you just happen to know these things off hand you should probably KYS. I had to Google heroine haircut to even understand what they're trying to get at.

You should just kys too, just for googling that shit.

[TylenolJones]

Guess who

This country has a history of white people chasing down and murdering Black people and then getting off with zero time and a right-wing speaking tour on the self-defense argument.

A Black boy defending himself (because he was attacked first and this was corroborated by multiple testimony) getting charged with murder is a miscarriage of justice as we see it continuously played out against Black bodies.

You brought a knife with you to places they were specifically not allowed (which was the case here)?

Carrying a knife is against the school's policy. It isn't, however, against state law.

I'm from a state where it WAS against state law and knew kids who carried.

I don't disagree whatsoever about the history but he got shoved. Stabbing someone in the heart for that is not self-defense.

Is it an extreme response? I'd agree. But extreme responses seem to be allowed against Black bodies.

A murder charge? With the specific way this trial went down? Nah…

https://www.resetera.com/threads/karmelo-anthony-case.1548097/#post-156296026

[TylenolJones]

In that same vane

https://www.resetera.com/threads/baltimore-city’s-violent-crime-drop-outpaces-other-major-cities-study-finds.1546774/#post-156232495

User banned (1 day): antagonizing other posters

how was this not posted by MDCrabCakeFan86

Fagatha gets 3 months and this cis male only gets 1 day.  That trans punishment multiplier

It keeps happening

Sony Now Issuing Copyright Takedowns After Spider-Man: Brand New Day's Second Trailer Leaks Online

User Banned (3 Days): Drive-By Trolling; Metacommentary

Why is this news?

Because the person who uploaded the trailer did it from a Marriott hotel.

User banned (1 day): antagonizing other posters

Because the person who uploaded the trailer did it from a Marriott hotel.

TIL Mariott is astroturfing on ERA. 🤣

User banned (1 day): antagonizing other posters

Plz someone inform me on the Marriott Hotel joke, I want in!

OP has a peculiar posting history where many threads they post are about Marriott hotels lol after it was pointed out, their threads have diversified a bit but it's still funny.

User banned (1 day): antagonizing other posters

Because the person who uploaded the trailer did it from a Marriott hotel.

Was is that one in Japan? I heard that one is a lot of different and super fancy.

User banned (1 day): antagonizing other posters

OP has a peculiar posting history where many threads they post are about Marriott hotels lol after it was pointed out, their threads have diversified a bit but it's still funny.

just googled "[OP username] resetera mariott"

holy shit??

And bdubs is PISSED!!!!

It is one thing to make fun of a single thread, but it a completely different thing to keep doing across totally unrelated threads.

What you guys are doing is no different from bullying the user and you are actively derailing threads to do so. It stops now.

Everyone doing it has gotten a 1 day ban, anyone doing it going forward gets a week to start.

It stops now.

Benji should adopt the same policy here!!!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sony-now-issuing-copyright-takedowns-after-spider-man-brand-new-days-second-trailer-leaks-online.1544941/#post-156239734