I left. I’m not about to go up to a stranger and say “impressive eating. you’re surprisingly not fat.”
I think I was just enamored by the next level buffeting. There’s a ramen station where you’re meant to choose miso or soy broth. She got two bowls. The she grabbed a large plate from the entree area and took it to the dessert area to fill it up. Just bankrupting the place.
If soulmates exist is up in the air. The flower girl is still in touch but has many problems that are blocking her. My brother will fly back to Canada tommorow after a week of fancy dinners, chilling at the beach, trips, world cups and arcades. He is still hard to read though but thankfully enjoyed himself.
I'm going to tell the guys I interviewed with wednesday that I'm interested to proceed to round 2.
From the job description to the attitude of these guys and working conditions it all appeals to me.
If they don't have second thoughts I can ease up on the job hunt and focus on the girls again. On that front though I'm not sure if I want to stick with flower girl. The past few weeks have been fun hanging out at the bar with the daughter of the guy from the tattoo shop and various others. Next weekend is the barbecue with my old Nintendo website pals and The Odyssey.
Started early october, can now play all of Cherub rock except the solo and it doesn't sound dogshit
Didn't know people still played Guitar Hero III. You'll crush that expert high score soon. 
07-11-2026, 01:18 PM
(07-10-2026, 08:28 AM)Nintex wrote: If soulmates exist is up in the air. The flower girl is still in touch but has many problems that are blocking her. My brother will fly back to Canada tommorow after a week of fancy dinners, chilling at the beach, trips, world cups and arcades. He is still hard to read though but thankfully enjoyed himself.
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Crazy night. First I went to this place what was recommended, completely empty.
My regular bar was closed. So I hit this random bar to watch the Norsk - Ingerland game.
A guy named daniel(48) was at the same bar. We talked a bit bought eachother beers. He suggested to go to a club, I figured why not. That's where "The game" started. Turns out Nintex holds his liquor much better than the zoomers do and the chicks dig that. Lots of dancing. At some point a guy tries to get a chick(18) I'm dancing with but this stupid fucker asks me to order tequillas for the group. Obviously I handle those better than the rest of them. He shakes my hand as I kiss and grind his girl.
The place was supposed to close at 4 but they already wrap up at 3. I find myself with Daniel getting some snacks. A lot of people give him shit. I calm him down so he leaves and simmer down about a dozen impending brawls but at that point the entire fucking street is scared of the ENTJ energy. Even the police. They find me between like a group of 30 people and this 1 guy named Daniel. I told them I know all the shop and bar owners if they fuck around they're done. I ask everyone what they do for work, most of it will be automated with AI pretty soon. I literally tell the cops, you guys will be drones in 2 years, you better start updating your resumes. A guy that works at my regular bar walks by and says:"Trump, Wilders, Brexit, AI, this whole fucking World Cup being rigged and whatever stocks you should pick, Nintex is right about everything". I complement a girl for her talent licking ice cream. Some dude is like, yo that's his girlfriend. I say, look the girl has talent if he can't handle it fuck him. One guy yells I carry a bomb or whatever as Daniel walks home without a fuzz.
When I start walking home some guy walks up to me and says Tim wants to apologize, so I walk back through the street to find this Tim only to find it empty. Then I run into two guys from Johnnys burgers near the beach. They talk about how they as 16 year olds got into the club. We shoot some tiktok or instagram stories or whatever and lo and behold the chicks show up they told me about. As more and more friends show up we are with a significant group at the beach.
Before I know it a Polish and Ukrainian girl show up and their Polish friend. I hit it off with the Polish girl. The police show up on the beach and I take care of the girls. "Just pretend you are my girlfriends" surely the cops focus on the 16 year olds and leave us alone. I explained to them we're doing nothing illegal it's just the regular "intimidation" tactics. The police wants to "talk" but in no way shape or form do you have to comply in a public area. I'm dancing, kissing and having a good time in general until the boyfriend calls. She's like "Yeah I'm busy right now I'll see you next week", he figures she's with other guys and demands she puts me on the phone with them. Here I am talking to some random dude trying to bang his girl but she insists it won't go beyond kissing and unfortunately she keeps that promise. At that point I'm already shirtless and the other guys that are leaving shake my a hand and fist bump me. The girl explains she's not a "bitch" so she won't cheat on her loser boyfriend. So at 5 AM I say my goodbyes to the group and head back home.
The only part of that story I believe is the part where you go home by yourself.
07-12-2026, 01:29 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-12-2026, 01:57 PM by Nintex.)
It's true. All of it.
That's the short version actually I totally forgot about the Scottish girl. Asked her if she was rooting for England or Norway. She spoke English so I said, ah for England then.
Then she went: "No Mr. Bond fuck those wankers I'm scottish fuck the English." Aight 
The club was a little busier than usual the regulars said because of the DJ they booked but it still wasn't packed. Everything closed an hour earlier too. The Scottish girl wasn't interested in the clubs or discos because she had plenty of those in Scotland. Apart from the Polish girl at the beach she was the most fun to hang out with.
Overall it was a fun night but I think I will get the most mileage from the party bar on saturdays and hanging out at the beach after closing.
Breaking up fights is good to remind the kids who controls the street and appreciated by the shop owners but one of those: "I can but I don't have to".
Drunk nintex getting stabbed because he thinks he’s a tough guy arc lets go 
drunktex 
More like selfish-tex or confidentex.
One of the things the therapist gave me to work on. I was content but I wasn't happy. It came down to a bunch of things but carrying water for others and living by outdated arbitrary rules was high on the list. She asked what if I would stop doing that and simply looked out for myself instead of trying to make everything work for everybody but me.
She said that everytime I break an arbritary rule without doing anything illegal or something against my values such as no drugs or breaking up a marriage with kids I would feel either happier or find out it wasn't for me.
When my brother had left and flower girl was MIA I just went out to see what the night would bring. I had no clue I would end up at the club or at the beach and run into so many fun girls along the way. Whatever problems they had weren't an issue until the boyfriend called and that wasn't my problem but hers. The Polish girl broke my "don't mess around with girls who are taken" rule and I certainly felt good about it.
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(07-06-2026, 12:31 PM)Uncle wrote: but seriously you should consider
https://www.amazon.com/EF-ECOFLOW-Portable-Charging-Generator/dp/B0B9XB57XM/
everyone is always like "oh my power doesn't go out often enough to justify that" but you gotta stop pussing out and just bite the bullet and get one, it's one of those things that when you need it, you NEED it, and it helps so much, and not just for outages
it can power a fridge and lamps and fans overnight, and is much lighter than you'd expect, the technology has really been improving
this is an older model so it goes on sale all the time
This recommendation actually helped with a minor issue. tl;dr these batteries cover 100/120v and can be used to step up/down. A dedicated device is less expensive but around the same size and there’s an emergency battery too.
(07-12-2026, 10:51 PM)Nintex wrote: More like selfish-tex or confidentex.
One of the things the therapist gave me to work on. I was content but I wasn't happy. It came down to a bunch of things but carrying water for others and living by outdated arbitrary rules was high on the list. She asked what if I would stop doing that and simply looked out for myself instead of trying to make everything work for everybody but me.
She said that everytime I break an arbritary rule without doing anything illegal or something against my values such as no drugs or breaking up a marriage with kids I would feel either happier or find out it wasn't for me.
When my brother had left and flower girl was MIA I just went out to see what the night would bring. I had no clue I would end up at the club or at the beach and run into so many fun girls along the way. Whatever problems they had weren't an issue until the boyfriend called and that wasn't my problem but hers. The Polish girl broke my "don't mess around with girls who are taken" rule and I certainly felt good about it.
sanchotex 
Shopping for an immersion blender with whisk attachment. Every option is the blender or for double the price you get the whisk and a chopper. I don’t want the chopper add on. Why isn’t there an option to just get the whisk attachment on its own. Down with capitalism.
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Sat on a bench to watch the sunset. First a runner sat next to me, typical Dutch pawg that didn't say much.
After that a German tourist. Had a fun time chatting with her about her travels, she was here for just a day. Very cute and polite but already had a boyfriend.
I always like ze way ze german fraulein speak English.
Quote:I'm going to tell the guys I interviewed with wednesday that I'm interested to proceed to round 2.
From the job description to the attitude of these guys and working conditions it all appeals to me.
They replied they are glad to hear it and are also very positive about the first interview and would like to continue our talks. Their only demand to proceed to round 2 is a minimum of 4 days. That's fine with me.
My current workplace continues to clown. This time they updated the UX of the CRM vibe coded with AI and now all the data from the past 3 months is gone. I have to figure out again which deals where closed, which leads are still relevant etc. . It's a big fucking mess. Not to mention I got a clear instruction to put everything in the CRM and not keep my own notes and sheets. The UX update makes it more cumbersome to use so the update was a waste of effort anyway.
The black jew did what I expected he would. He put me in charge of the government project.
I wanted email accounts set-up with just our first names but he insisted on using first and last names because we have to think big.
So I send the guy a message that we're thinking big so we'll use both first and last names and sure enough he approves.
All I have to do is respond to an email quicker than everyone else and it confirms his belief that this is all "meant to be" and I'm the key to success and becoming the market leader.
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Combining this government project for 1 day with the better paid sales manager job for 4 days would be a great outcome.
I just need to keep my cool and let events and the jew magic play out.
This path used to scare me. The club, luxury appartment, jacuzzi, porsche or Nissan GTR. I thought it would make me lose my feelings more or less building a dystopian future. Instead of the 'normie life' with a house, wife, kids, garden and corporate job. But now it turns out the former actually opens the door to government contracts and access at the highest levels.
07-14-2026, 12:11 AM
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If anyone ever questions American global dominance, just let em know that even in the Netherlands they call em
" Phat Ass White Girls"
It’s so hot and humid, I’ve been drinking at least 3L of water and electrolyte drinks all day, and I haven’t had to pee for 12 hours.
I think I made this exact post last year.
Don't go chasing waterfalls, brother. 
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After 8 years of rarely trying crane machines in Japan and never winning a prize, I finally won one. I had a coupon to play two for 100 yen and I managed with that. The people before me kept dumping money in the machine and failing. At least twenty 100 yen coins. I probably benefited from the machine odds getting favorable.
Now I’m realizing I never actually wanted to win because I’m stuck carrying around this big plushie and I’m at a restaurant and had to place it in the chair in front of me and people are looking at me like I’m about to cut a hole in it when I go home.
New date with a different girl planned tonight lets see if she shows.
More a casual thing. She already wanted my address in case we end up there after going out.
Business wise there are many opportunities perhaps too many. I told them all I'm busy this weekend.
(07-17-2026, 04:45 AM)Polident wrote: After 8 years of rarely trying crane machines in Japan and never winning a prize, I finally won one. I had a coupon to play two for 100 yen and I managed with that. The people before me kept dumping money in the machine and failing. At least twenty 100 yen coins. I probably benefited from the machine odds getting favorable.
Now I’m realizing I never actually wanted to win because I’m stuck carrying around this big plushie and I’m at a restaurant and had to place it in the chair in front of me and people are looking at me like I’m about to cut a hole in it when I go home.
So how was the plushie sex?
Co-worker now sees everything from my perspective
As expected she won't leave voluntarily.
Shocked that the boss has no plan.
Asked what she needs to do
Update your resume love
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He wants 3 people to leave offered them 6 weeks pay.
They obviously didn't take such a shit offer
There are gangs in prison loony bins that make more sense than Nintex's employer's organisational structure
Time to switch gears to make this chick show up.
Busy running late blah blah
Fomo-update?
*torso pick*
Ok now I'm distracted
Keep them coming 
(07-17-2026, 03:12 PM)Besticus Maximus wrote: There are gangs in prison loony bins that make more sense than Nintex's employer's organisational structure
Prisoners also have a more coherent and successful dating life than Nintex too
True that. Crisis at work this and that. Her night ruined etc. etc.
Looks like it's going to be the pub and we'll see what happens 
07-17-2026, 09:11 PM
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Nintex, give us the stats since you started this odyssey: - Times laid - 1
- Second dates - 2?
- Actual relationships - 0
I think you need our help.
I'm very happy at work, I do nothing all day and everything works out and everyone thinks im great. However a man on linked in got my attention by trying to get me to do a job doing some mad stuff for the navy for obscene day rate money so I talked to him then I started thinking well I might as well talk to the rest of them so I did and now I'm in three recruitment streams for pretty much the same job in three places that are basically the same but a lot smaller than my current place, one of them is a lead role which is banging tbf.
I've been in positions before where I've had multiple things spinning and then nothing ended up happening but I've not been able to like, choose the future like this before ever. The new jobs are going to be much more money, my current place I'm up for promotion without really bothering but I won't be a lead worth shouting about for a while because there's a billion people work for this company.
A great problem to have, sure, but what happens if I get an offer for one of these like next week and I have to start gambling on imaginary futures on the other ones? What happens if I burn up the cushiest gig in existence for 40% more money and then I'm fucked because I'm in over my head?
Not even asking for advice just a funny place to find myself in
I hope that makes more sense than nintex
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