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[Not an Alt Account]

The appeal of the franchise writes itself. "What if those creepy animatronics at family diners were actually homicidal?" This shouldn't really be that hard to comprehend.

Oh, she is a fan alright

[Snoopy]

Tired of having to “support” the Jews?

You ain’t slick.

We would support the Jews more, but they're just so relentlessly Jewish about everything. They really need to tone it down.

[Daffy Duck]

Nvm

[NekoFever]

The appeal of the franchise writes itself. "What if those creepy animatronics at family diners were actually homicidal?" This shouldn't really be that hard to comprehend.

Oh, she is a fan alright

Well it is about people being forcibly put inside fursuits.

[Eric Cartman]

People are subtly tee’ing off on Zeo, and his MCU ilk.

[Eric Cartman]

Has all the same vibes of someone desperately defending why they mostly watch children's cartoons by pointing to some episode where there's a basic moral or life lesson aimed at children and acting like it's super poignant

Yeah, "it has themes!" is about the most weak sauce defence you can muster; fucking EVERYTHING has 'themes'.
'Has Themes' isn't a synonym for 'Good, ackshually'.

The Room has themes. Battlefield Earth has themes. Morbius has themes.

[Eric Cartman]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/five-nights-at-freddys-opens-to-biggest-halloween-opener-of-all-time-and-achieves-cinemascore-of-a.779387/
First post:

Very unfortunate this results directly in facists being rewarded and ultimately getting paid.

[Eric Cartman]

I'm curious what age movieblob was when a famous web swinging wall crawling friendly neighbourhood superhero was created by an Ayn Rand superfan and a (((probable critic of HAMAS))) if you are only allowed to have opinions on IPS created in your lifetime

[Eric Cartman]

What did we say about that sort of thing? Do it and get banned.

Yes, what did you say about that thing? Can you point me to the rules?

Look, it's really very simple; you're not allowed to ask for things to be be banned, unless its something a mod doesn't like and just wants a proxy to nominate for them like making jokes about shitting your pants, but you are allowed to go into every single thread about things you don't like and shit it up to the point where it has to be closed and discussion is impossible meaning it might as well be banned, again, unless its a thing a mod likes in which case you will get banned for derailing.

I don't know how to make it any more opaque.

[Eric Cartman]

SJP called 10/7 "a historic win for the Palestinian resistance." I wouldn't be promoting them

I don't agree with everything SJP says but they are the only one who actually organizes on the ground here.

wow, I never knew sarah jessica parker was such a piece of shit

[Eric Cartman]

The "make original characters" argument might seem like some old out-of-touch white guy shit, but I do get it, at least as a fellow out of touch white guy. Wouldn't we all like to see less reboots and sequels that pander to our nostalgia and get some new original stuff to like? We're not in the 80's anymore, studios can sell movies with diverse casts and make tons of money doing so, so why do we get the same old shit revived again and again, but modernized by adding diversity and a couple of jokes about the patriarchy? Because its easy, and its guaranteed money for the most part.

Stop talking. Because this is such a lazy take about media that's lowkey just self reporting that you only watch reboots and sequels while ignoring the sheer calvacade of new media that gets released year after year. There is just as much original content released year after year as there is modern versions of media. And hey, there's a metric fuckton of media wherein POC were turned white. People would flip their shit if Charlie and the Chocolate Factory featured Charlie being black as originally intended before studios said to make him white, as an example. Watch more diverse media before complaining about there being a lack of it.

it was a FUCKING BOOK you illiterate mong.
No wonder you think Ubisoft is haute couture.

[Eric Cartman]

I'm also pretty fucking sure that Roald Dahl making Charlie black wouldn't have been for diversity reasons, but for making a joke about chocolate and skin colour so maybe better he didn't do that

[kaleidoscopium]

Oh, I wasn't speaking specifically about Marvels. There's been like 5 other movies argued about in this thread. I was merely reflecting that there's less contrarian shitposts with no follow up that some posters think win arguments. Carry on.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-marvels-early-box-office-prediction-is-50-75mil-domestic-opening-presales-72-behind-quantumania.774407/page-20#post-114143360

[Polident]

The "make original characters" argument might seem like some old out-of-touch white guy shit, but I do get it, at least as a fellow out of touch white guy. Wouldn't we all like to see less reboots and sequels that pander to our nostalgia and get some new original stuff to like? We're not in the 80's anymore, studios can sell movies with diverse casts and make tons of money doing so, so why do we get the same old shit revived again and again, but modernized by adding diversity and a couple of jokes about the patriarchy? Because its easy, and its guaranteed money for the most part.

Stop talking. Because this is such a lazy take about media that's lowkey just self reporting that you only watch reboots and sequels while ignoring the sheer calvacade of new media that gets released year after year. There is just as much original content released year after year as there is modern versions of media. And hey, there's a metric fuckton of media wherein POC were turned white. People would flip their shit if Charlie and the Chocolate Factory featured Charlie being black as originally intended before studios said to make him white, as an example. Watch more diverse media before complaining about there being a lack of it.

it was a FUCKING BOOK you illiterate mong.
No wonder you think Ubisoft is haute couture.

Fact check: the claim comes from Dahl’s wife. It’s that his agent convinced him to make Charlie white before the book was published. The decision had nothing to do with the movie or studio, despite Zaslav’s influence rippling backwards through time.

[Nintex]

The memes his wife denied us because Chocolate Charlie ain't black

[Snoopy]

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it was a FUCKING BOOK you illiterate mong.
No wonder you think Ubisoft is haute couture.

On any other forum people would immediately ask Eden why he’s acting all morally superior when he spends most of his life praising Ubisoft’s pro rape policies

[Nintex]

The same reason the gang acts morally superior siding with Iran, Hamas, Bashar Al Assad, Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, Erdogan and many other honest and decent people.
 

[Boredfrom]

https://edition.cnn.com/middleeast/live-news/israel-hamas-war-gaza-news-10-29-23/h_2a737ce98d3c8dc8d5a40109582b7fba

UN warns "civil order" starting to break down as Gazans break into warehouses to take basic survival items

Uh, it took them way more than a regular Mexican.

https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/mexico-starts-clearing-up-hurricane-otis-wreckage-casualties-reach-27-2023-10-27/

[Snoopy]

That’s why I support Israel. If there’s one thing we can all be sure it’s knowing the IDF would never buy shares in Ubisoft

[HaughtyFrank]

Guess who

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-husband-just-asked-me-for-a-divorce.779555/

The most surprising part is that he's surprised? I've only tangentially read some stuff on RE about his relationship and it seemed to be a pure nightmare

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/five-nights-at-freddys-opens-at-78m-to-biggest-halloween-opener-of-all-time-and-achieves-cinemascore-of-a.779387/page-6#post-114133871

I'm glad my daughter isn't into this. Even if she was, I wouldn't support the creator of this. Same reason I don't let my daughter get into Harry Potter.

Cool that Jim Henson did the animatronics though. I'm sure they look neat.

[BIONIC]

We have a $600k mortgage and 3 pets. I'm $200k in debt and have student debt and I make minimum wage as a grad student with 6-12 months left in my PhD.

Yet he keeps bragging about all the expensive games, systems, cards, TVs, and other extraneous bullshit he owns at literally every opportunity. Wonder how he could afford them? Curious

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I don't know how to do this. He said he'll wait til I graduate.

[Snoopy]

1698597136[/url]']
Guess who

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-husband-just-asked-me-for-a-divorce.779555/

The most surprising part is that he's surprised? I've only tangentially read some stuff on RE about his relationship and it seemed to be a pure nightmare

sorry to those who bought handhelds from me and expected me to ship yesterday. This happened and I don't even know what's real anymore. I'll ship Monday

Uh huh. I think we can all see where this is going

[BIONIC]

In case he deletes:

I don't really have words. Except these I suppose. My whole life I've been abused and traumatized and I guess this adds to the plate.

7 years. My first relationship. we married and have lasted 7 years. I came out to the world announcing I was dating him, and lost 2/3 of my social circle in Texas because now I was a queer that wanted to marry. We married suddenly/eloped 2 years in because he wanted me to show I was committed instead of just dating because he felt dating for 2 years was long enough, so I married him that week. But I was sad on our wedding day because we eloped in private in court. No family no friends.

Things have been rocky our whole relationship, but we've always pushed through and love each other deeply. We even filed our marriage in Colombia too (where I have dual citizenship). We do couples therapy 2-4x a month now for years…but my husband recently had a bunch of trauma bubble up for him from when I used to be a lot worse of a partner back in 2017-2019 (I had to take care of my childhood abuser/dementia-riddled dad after he got out of prison and then watch him slowly die of Parkinson's that year, I had CPTSD, MDD, panic disorder, etc I was unmedicated, no therapy yet, and I was about to move away from my home state to start grad school). Those years I was suicidal, depressed, and had many attempts to hurt myself. Those days are long gone but the last few months they bubbled to the surface for him and he decided he can't forgive me, he's paralyzed with trauma, and he can't move on, he can't feel safe/close to me anymore, and now he wants a divorce after realizing he will never forgive me. After the last year of insults and emotional abuse from him about how I'm not a good enough partner and how my addiction, my adhd, my flaws, everything about me is a huge turn off and problem for him. He told me yesterday that he doesn't think unconditional wedding vows make sense when I asked him why he doesn't care about them anymore, and he just said he feels like he will never get close to me again. He tried, he won't. I asked him to see a trauma therapist and he won't. He just wants divorce.

He announced this to me hours before my Halloween party, so I hosted it sobbing the whole time, while he went to bars with his friends, dissociating completely from the nuclear bombshell he just dropped in our household.

We have a $600k mortgage and 3 pets. I'm $200k in debt and have student debt and I make minimum wage as a grad student with 6-12 months left in my PhD. I don't know how to do this. He said he'll wait til I graduate.

The whole relationship has been rocky and complicated but I'm going through weed withdrawal right now and can't stop sobbing and feeling like I died and am watching my body from the outside. My sister cut me off, my dad died, my grandma died, my mom and stepdad almost died this year, I had to cut off my closest friend because they were toxic, and now I lose my husband. My life is full of trauma and I don't feel like I'll ever want to love or trust again.

Edit: sorry to those who bought handhelds from me and expected me to ship yesterday. This happened and I don't even know what's real anymore. I'll ship Monday

[Hap Shaughnessy]

Team husband.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/five-nights-at-freddys-opens-at-78m-to-biggest-halloween-opener-of-all-time-and-achieves-cinemascore-of-a.779387/page-6#post-114147629

Most of those "top critics" set standards that most movies can't meet. They want character arcs, plot twists, charming characters, clever narrative arrangements, etc...

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-my-husband-and-i-have-decided-to-become-poly.248230/page-5

Jul 15, 2020
#1
After 2 years of marriage, we decided to open up our relationship to looking for fwb/poly sex/relationship with a third party. We downloaded the latest apps and started meeting people. We hooked up and had a threesome last night and it was awesome. It's absolutely thrilling to discover and explore sex and attraction and flirting with new people together. We're working with a couples counselor to make sure trust, communication, and jealousy are all kept under control during this discovery process for us as a couple. Our ground rules are that we are only allowed to have an encounter or relationship with someone or a couple together. It's kinda scary and new, but we're excited. It was so exciting to explore a new body together, new personalities, and to flirt again, but this time together, with the sanctity and structure of our secure intimacy as our foundation. Our individual therapists equipped us with psychological literature and books on starting poly relationships and sex and we are looking forward to discovering this new phase of our marriage. They explained to us that polyamorous relationships and sex can be beneficial to certain couples if it is handled carefully because it can relieve the pressure that builds for a two-person relationship to exclusively meet each other's needs, when in fact we were biologically evolved to be social, sexual creatures.

That's how these sort of threads always turn out. Lots of anecdotal about how bad the idea is or how things never work, when 95% of monogamous relationships are equally a disaster yet the discussion there is never as awful

[Averon]

A poly marriage ends in divorce. How surprising.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-my-husband-and-i-have-decided-to-become-poly.248230/page-5

That's how these sort of threads always turn out. Lots of anecdotal about how bad the idea is or how things never work, when 95% of monogamous relationships are equally a disaster yet the discussion there is never as awful

[Boredfrom]

1698597136[/url]']
Guess who

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-husband-just-asked-me-for-a-divorce.779555/

The most surprising part is that he's surprised? I've only tangentially read some stuff on RE about his relationship and it seemed to be a pure nightmare

Hell yeah, go for it dude.