United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[benji]

I like how every time Trump tells this story he says he won't name the person to protect them, like everybody else doesn't realize he's fat and looks like shit.

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[Besticus Maximus]

'He used to call me donny, now he calls me mr president, he said donny' 

he actually does make me laugh quite a lot tbf

[TylenolJones]

[Nintex]

They're trying to set up Vance as "the guy you want to have a beer with" as plan B it seems.

[Nintex]

Her face when she found out Trump has a billion dollars to spend apart from the RNC vs. the $5 and a used crackpipe the Democrats have  

[Nintex]

PROMISES MADE PROMISES KEPT

[who is ted danson?]

Only today I heard that the US viddeogame industry is no longer viable as Dev costs are 7x those in Brazil for no skill benefit

And here president Donald drops 4 games at once whilst being president on $1 a year

[Nintex]

Well the Falklands are going to Argentina 

[Sman]

Well the Falklands are going to Argentina 

From the declining UK

To corrupt, gonzo land.

[Nintex]

Who knows it might work out this time

[Nintex]

Look at how nervous Putin is with the mob at his table. 

Mr. Trump wishes you a happy retirement

[Nintex]

The President is posting a tremendous ammount of AI slop on main

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump

[who is ted danson?]

AmerIca FIRST

AI FIRST

[Nintex]

He posted 8 different pictures replacing new Mexico with new America

Happy Labor Day to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, and Dumocrats who will do anything possible to destroy our Country. These Deranged People, after fighting for 10 years, should finally acknowledge that your Favorite President (ME!), knows how to WIN! They should be exhausted by now but, sadly, they’re not. They’re going to give it one last shot at ruining America, but we’re not going to let that happen. We’re going to win the Midterms, BIG, and SAVE AMERICA! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[who is ted danson?]

Time to rename Florida Trumpland

[Nintex]

He has new hair and wants to rename New Mexico to New America. Back to back news coverage.

How does he do it?

[Sman]

The President is posting a tremendous ammount of AI slop on main

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump

I like the map with Canada and Mexico as part of America. Deport 1 million illegals but annex 90 million Mexicans.

[Nintex]

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Time to rename Florida Trumpland

United States of America should be called America America of America.

[Potato]

Time to rename Florida Trumpland

United States of America should be called America America of America.

Alternatively, just cunts.

[Nintex]

wow can't believe they found this in the archives what are the odds  



What a great guy he wasn't even there when his employees died and his office burned down. Cantor Fitzgerald what a fantastic firm. 

[HaughtyFrank]

[Nintex]

After they lifted me up the Fire Man said: "Sir Cantor Fitzgerald what a fantastic company truely a cornerstone of wall street" and he saluted the American Flag. 

[benji]

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[benji]

[Nintex]

The Failing New York Magazine wrote a story that I wasn’t down at the World Trade Center after the Tragedy of September 11th, because nobody saw me there. Well, I don’t think I would be the first thing on anyone’s mind but, I was there, obviously not on the same day as the collapse, but shortly thereafter, with a large group of Construction Workers. I discussed it today during my Remarks on the Ellipse, in Washington, D.C., for Tunnel to Towers. Everything I said was exactly accurate and, to prove the point, I am attaching clips of me there with numerous of my people, including my then Head of Security, Matthew Calamari, who has confirmed that very sad trip to Lower Manhattan, many times, to many different Journalists, but it’s a story that just won’t die. The Fake News doesn’t want to listen, even when they know their story is false. That’s why their approval ratings are at an All Time LOW, but mine are VERY HIGH! On another September 11th front, Maggot Hagerman continues to say that I did not go to the New York World Trade Center event, but the Pentagon instead, because they wouldn’t let me speak in New York. Maggot knows that this is a lie! I have been to the New York solemn ceremony numerous times, and nobody speaks. It is a stated fact that, “Politicians and public officials are not permitted to deliver speeches or remarks at the official September 11 anniversary remembrance ceremony at the World Trade Center site in New York.” Certainly I would not want to violate that, even if I could. I speak enough, and it just so happens that the strong request was made for me to be at the Pentagon instead, with VP Vance handling our Administration’s representation in New York. Hagerman, unattractive both inside and out, fully knows that her story is made up. She knows less about me than the average reporter “on the beat.” I haven’t spoken to her in a long time, and certainly there was no “fact checking” for her story — There never is! Let her reveal her sources, because they don’t exist. Again, speeches are not made at the New York event and, even if they were, I never asked to speak. Fake News is getting worse and worse in the U.S.A. It’s very important to comment so that people understand what liars and scoundrels these so-called “journalists” are. They’re angry, and sick, over the fact that I won the Presidential Election three times! I hereby demand a retraction from Maggot, and also, for whoever wrote the fake story for New York Magazine. Again, check out the clips of me at the World Trade Center site. I was there as soon as the Law allowed. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

[benji]

MAGA Twitter is acting like it's this big heroic thing for Trump to pop down five miles from Trump Tower to where all the world's media was hanging out to find a camera to talk to.

[Besticus Maximus]

MAGA Twitter is acting like it's this big heroic thing for Trump to pop down five miles from Trump Tower to where all the world's media was hanging out to find a camera to talk to.

The day after

[TylenolJones]

He’s got my vote now.