United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[who is ted danson?]

[TylenolJones]

He's back!!!!

[Nintex]

MITCH IS BACK!!! Ready to vote with his sharp mind on the issues that matter. Mitch fully supports and endorses everything we do!
The fake news was WRONG. He is not unable to carry out his duty in fact Mitch is able to carry it out even more strongly than ever before.
On behalf of myself and a very greatful nation Thank you for your service Mitch. Mitch says he will vote until DEATH a true patriot.
  

[benji]

I always find the "industry leaders coming together to beg to be regulated" one of the oddest things people fall for. Like, they could just not do the bad thing they claim they need to be stopped from doing. "If you don't stop me, I'll destroy the planet!!!" Yeah, that sounds like somebody I should listen to about who should have control.

[Nintex]

It seems like they want to preempt getting caught with their hands in the cookie jar by the Democrats if the GOP loses control. Or they want to prevent more competition.

Vance called it a trojan horse. Trump thinks it's a Chinese conspiracy

[Besticus Maximus]

I think you're underrating the psychic appeal of being the founding fathers of the super geniuses against bad stuff club

[benji]

Just two bros fishin and talkin:

[benji]

You sat out the Midterms to "teach Republicans a lesson". They didn't learn anything.

The year is now 2031, the 2030 Midterms just concluded and the GOP flipped three Senate seats! Here's the problem...Democrats won the Senate in 2026. They abolished the filibuster, as there was no Sinema or Manchin to protect it this time, and blocked all of Trump's judges. Then, in 2028, they rode a sluggish economy back to the White House.

President Ocasio-Cortez made it a point to instantly pack the Supreme Court to 17 justices, overturning Roe v. Wade, gutting the First and Second Amendments, and more.

There was also another border surge of 10-20 million illegal aliens. Legal immigration has been doubled under the Immigration Act of 2027, a comprehensive expansion of the 1990 Act. The US became majority nonwhite under the 2030 census.

Then, as the Senate was deemed "racist" and "rooted in White Supremacy", they decided to vote on adding states to the Union as "reparations for nonwhite non-representation". This gave 2 seats each to American Samoa, Guam, the Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, and Washington, DC (but NOT evil white supremacist Northern Mariana Islands, because they vote Republican). They also split up California into three states, citing "efficiency" reasons they refused to explain.

They also passed a "gerrymandering ban", which led to "independent commissions" creating inexplicably gerrymandered maps that included 3 blue seats in Kentucky, and 4 in Missouri. Not to mention only a single red seat in Illinois.

The Senate rushed through single payer healthcare, which caused a massive tax hike in exchange for subpar DMV-run healthcare that leads to shortages and wait times.

Then, they passed through a blanket amnesty for 60+ million illegal aliens and other foreign visaholders. While they still cannot legally vote until 2036, they will make up 25% of the electorate when they do.

Despite all that, much of the 'retard right' continues to call President Ocasio-Cortez "the most America First President in history" because she cut all foreign aid to Israel and arrested Benjamin Netanyahu (who is now cellmates with former President Donald Trump in Riker's Island). While patriots are routinely censored once again, these grifters are not for some reason.

Even if Republicans manage to win the 2032 presidential election in most key swing states, as some polls have them doing, it is unclear if they will be able to win it by enough to overcome the additional states in the electoral college. But even if they do, it is unclear at this point if a GOP victory would be certified. JD Vance has already been arrested, and Marco Rubio has been deported to Cuba for hate speech (the only deportation of her term since ICE was abolished in early 2027), leading many to speculate who the next man up in the GOP would be.

[Ribosome]

JD Vance has already been arrested, and Marco Rubio has been deported to Cuba for hate speech (the only deportation of her term since ICE was abolished in early 2027)

much of the 'retard right' continues to call President Ocasio-Cortez "the most America First President in history" because she cut all foreign aid to Israel and arrested Benjamin Netanyahu (who is now cellmates with former President Donald Trump in Riker's Island)

[Nintex]

The year is now 2031. President Ivanka Trump says Iran wants to make a deal. 
Oil has hit $400. The Playstation 5 Pro costs $5000. The Netherlands is the #2 economy thanks to bicycle exports. 

UN secretary general Donald Trump proposes to split Korea again because it hasn't worked out. 

AOC is ranked #8643 on OnlyFans.

[Nintex]

TRUMP / NVIDIA 2028  

 you can't literally put a company on the ballot

[Uncle]

prediction, mark it:

trump is going to flip on this and suddenly start calling AI very dangerous, very dangerous

because china wants the US to lose the AI race, and they have leverage on him

[Nintex]

Trump is usually right about these things that no one else catches 

It could be China that is threatening the AI companies but that doesn't work on Jenssen, Musk and the Donald. They are too well protected.

For Trump his position probably depends on, how much?   

[TylenolJones]

[Nintex]

 Who else can we find to investigate James Comeys twitter account and the insurrectionist Jimmy Kimmel

[Uncle]

what the fuck

who is going around forcing people to...do whatever unimaginable things

and who is then reporting those people to be charged with it as a crime

[benji]

 This is just bigotry against queer people.

[Nintex]

What Patel says just makes absolutely no sense at all

Then he's all like: "Yeah we are hiring guys that got forced to do bestiality got you now stupid lib"

[DavidCroquet]

Even if you take Patel's interpretation, what is he saying...

"actually it has been my intent from day 1 that we are going to have the most raped FBI in the history of this great nation."

[benji]

[benji]

what the fuck

who is going around forcing people to...do whatever unimaginable things

and who is then reporting those people to be charged with it as a crime

[filler]

Even if you take Patel's interpretation, what is he saying...

"actually it has been my intent from day 1 that we are going to have the most raped FBI in the history of this great nation."

land of the free, home of the raped 

[Besticus Maximus]

All that land, all them cows and none much women out in the west so I hear

[TylenolJones]

Republicans are going to sweep in the midterms with this economic message.

[who is ted danson?]

We've got a product for people who can't afford gasoline. It's called the bicycle.

[Ribosome]

WHAT IS GOING ON

[who is ted danson?]

[Nintex]

Interest Rates in the United States should be 1%, or less, because we are the Best Credit in the World — BY FAR. Our Country is BOOMING with new Investment! If we stopped Trading with every country that we have a Deficit with, which is most of them, we would make, at least, 1.5 Trillion Dollars a year. The word “Deficit” is nothing more than a fancy word for LOSS. We are “carrying” almost every country in the World, and that cannot go on any longer. LOWER THE INTEREST RATES FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND FAST! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Anyway poverty rates have hit an all time low in the US so whatever "it" is, "it" is working

[simiansmarts]

I can't believe we got the Republican admin advocating for walkable cities  
 

[TylenolJones]

MITCH IS BACK!!! Ready to vote with his sharp mind on the issues that matter. Mitch fully supports and endorses everything we do!
The fake news was WRONG. He is not unable to carry out his duty in fact Mitch is able to carry it out even more strongly than ever before.
On behalf of myself and a very greatful nation Thank you for your service Mitch. Mitch says he will vote until DEATH a true patriot.