Random Talk

[Nintex]

Got a date set for friday. 

The first option is a Chinese agency manager from Amsterdam. She could meet friday if there was no incident at work.
In other words, distance, language and many other complicated things.

The other one was a single mom in healthcare with a big rack and an interest in gin. 
She guessed I wasn't a coward. So I asked her out but there was no response.

Decided to circle back to the one with the best rack.
After 2 days of ghosting I asked if she was afraid to answer and she said ok.

We'll see what happens

 

[BIONIC]

So you don’t have a date on Friday is what you’re saying

[who is ted danson?]

Nintex getting his LG G6

[who is ted danson?]

[Nintex]

We'll see what happens. I send her my address and where we are going. Her exacts words are: 
"Yes lets have a big orgy there"

It fits with her profile which can be summed up as: "I have big tits" and in between some of the generic "good communicator, emotionally available, knows how to push back" etc. prompts.

The Chinese chick touched base after ghosting for 3 days so I suggested a date on sunday because by now my friday is stacked with other plans.

I'll hear more about the job interview from the recruiter tommorow, I have to put together a demo for the corpos and I'm dating a collection of red flags.

Someone broke my wall sit record of 8 minutes and hit 9 minutes 45 seconds. So on monday I have to wall sit for 10 minutes to win.

[Polident]

I caught this lady falling over on her bike because she was struggling with a case of water. Picked up the bike in one hand and the case she was struggling with in the other. Then she looks me in the eyes and, verbatim, said “wow you saved me…” and bit her lip as she kept staring. Responded by giving a thumbs up and running off to buy corn starch. I saw a recipe on how to recreate the McChicken in an air fryer. I’m the anti-nintex.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

I caught this lady falling over on her bike because she was struggling with a case of water. Picked up the bike in one hand and the case she was struggling with in the other. Then she looks me in the eyes and, verbatim, said “wow you saved me…” and bit her lip as she kept staring. 

That was your soul mate.

[Polident]

I caught this lady falling over on her bike because she was struggling with a case of water. Picked up the bike in one hand and the case she was struggling with in the other. Then she looks me in the eyes and, verbatim, said “wow you saved me…” and bit her lip as she kept staring. 

That was your soul mate.

Fate gives me opportunities knowing I will fail. Like the day before I happened upon a Batman day pop up shop in Shibuya (shithole). This lady asked for my help to grab the Snydercut Knightmare Batman figure.

[BIONIC]

I caught this lady falling over on her bike because she was struggling with a case of water. Picked up the bike in one hand and the case she was struggling with in the other. Then she looks me in the eyes and, verbatim, said “wow you saved me…” and bit her lip as she kept staring. 

That was your soul mate.

Fate gives me opportunities knowing I will fail. Like the day before I happened upon a Batman day pop up shop in Shibuya (shithole). This lady asked for my help to grab the Snydercut Knightmare Batman figure.

Benji was a lady this whole time?