United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

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Sounds like LA/San Diego get hit, Trump surge and/or mid terms cancelled, and 1 million troops on the ground

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Trump is now directly adjacent to talking about the Trump Time Traveller theory

The singularity is near, the merge is on.

Who will beat this version of the simulation first:

1. Trump
2. Iran/nuclear war
3. Superintelligence
4. THE PLAGUE
5. Sonichu

[Nintex]

   

PRESIDENT TRUMP HONORS THE TRUE HEROES OF OUR TIME

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[benji]

https://x.com/RyanGirdusky/status/2108021949016486229

[HaughtyFrank]

[Nintex]

Ok no men in womens sports now vote for us Republicans  

Live stream of Public Executions by firing squad  

  

[Nintex]

[Nintex]

Trump is buying 300 000 tons of diesel from Putin

[Nintex]

Mike Tyson, Trump and an oil deal with Putin

[simiansmarts]

why is my country's admin trying to go viral on watchpeopledie.tv

[killamajig]

liveleak.gov

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PPV DoW execution.

3 UFC fights as warm up

Kid Rock as pre execution show

Execution 

Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul rematch

Crypto betting markets opening all of the above

Commemorative Trump baretta for sale

[Nintex]

  

[Alpacx]

Hurt people hurt people.

[Nintex]

  Democrats will fumble this right before the finish line.

[Ribosome]

[benji]

But it's not like Senators can do anything about those things. (Except probably help make them worse.)

[Potato]

Wasn't Michigan where a bunch of queers voted in a Muslim majority council?

[nachobro]

probably cause everyone in michigan is a queerbo

[Nintex]

He's renaming an Ocean  

[Nintex]

How does he do it. 

[TylenolJones]

[Alpacx]

[benji]

“Abdul is a dad and a doctor. He has spent his entire career working to keep Michiganders healthy and safe. Independent fact checkers have repeatedly debunked Mike’s lies, but their campaign continues to use bad faith attacks on Abdul's faith and family. Mike wants to distract from Trump’s agenda that is terrorizing Michigan families at the pump and at the grocery store."
- El-Sayed campaign spokesperson Roxie Richner.

So... yes?

[benji]

[Alpacx]

“Abdul is a dad and a doctor. He has spent his entire career working to keep Michiganders healthy and safe. Independent fact checkers have repeatedly debunked Mike’s lies, but their campaign continues to use bad faith attacks on Abdul's faith and family. Mike wants to distract from Trump’s agenda that is terrorizing Michigan families at the pump and at the grocery store."
- El-Sayed campaign spokesperson Roxie Richner.

So... yes?

*Greta How Dare They*

[Nintex]

At least the updates of the Russian plague will be on brand going forward 



The helicopter engines are now forming a wonderful harmony with building equipment. 

Apparently the new press secretary changes to tsundere or yandere mode depending on if she's indoors or outdoors.

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LiveLeak is back its just calledd @realDonaldTrump on truth social