Journal of Other Forum Analysis

[killamajig]

https://www.threads.net/@theleftistlawyer

Too many bad takes to post

[Bootsthecat]

Sometimes a youngin needs a wake-up call. Hopefully this is it for the boi.

If not, lol retard

[Nintex]

Only path left for Noodlesoup is to transition to Poodlegoop and try to get into the womens jail 

I believe he already had manboobs so all he needs is to get the bottom "fixed" and a wig.

[Uncle]

theleftistlawyer
43m43 minutes ago
I had to convey an offer from the state to a client who was arrested for protesting peacefully.
They were so distraught they became suicidal.
This job is really hard sometimes.

"it's not looking good, if they pursue this they WILL win because you literally broke the law, but they will drop all charges if you simply agree to leave campus and never come back. if you can get accepted into another college they will transfer whatever credits are able to be transferred over, but you'll likely have a lot of classes to make up to graduate with their version of that major"

[HaughtyFrank]

theleftistlawyer
43m43 minutes ago
I had to convey an offer from the state to a client who was arrested for protesting peacefully.
They were so distraught they became suicidal.
This job is really hard sometimes.

[killamajig]

[Taco Bell Tower]

So, if I'm keeping track, PlanetSmasher is a twinkish former actor (that refused the casting couch!) who also happens to be a martial arts expert? 

I used to find PlanetSmasher very, very annoying, with all his alleged bullshit real life stories that conveniently make him qualified to make a comment in almost every thread, but I'm always reminded of Greatness Gone's comment back in June when Benji did one of this 'exposes' (complete with Insta and LinkedIn):

https://thebore.net/forum/showthread.php?pid=60787#pid60787

Spoiler: Benji the Doxxer hard at work (click to show)(click to hide)

https://x.com/philcaron
https://www.instagram.com/philjcaron
https://www.linkedin.com/in/philjcaron/

Creative professional with interests in entertainment, gaming and the arts currently seeking career opportunities as a content creator. Unique credentials include:
Web entrepreneur: Founded gaming industry website OneLastContinue.com at age 23, managing daily content schedule and a staff of a dozen all-volunteer contributors.
Multiple years as freelance content writer, including contract positions and projects with HowStuffWorks, Cisco Systems, Harris Bank, Central DuPage Hospital and WebEx.
Four years training at Chicago's Second City Training Center, including programs in improvisation, music, acting and stage combat.
Wrote, produced and directed several stage shows and short films.

Denison University
BA, English: Creative Writing
2003 - 2007
Activities and societies: Denison Film Society, Denison Independent Theatre Association, Denison Ultimate Frisbee Club, Denison Democrats, Gaming Guild, Outing Club
Completed a full-length film screenplay as part of senior writing program, as well as a compilation of short stories and writing pieces. Participated in the production of several short films in a writing, acting, and production capacity. Participated in a lead role in a Denison Independent Theatre Association one-act play.
Second City Training Center - Chicago
Musical Improvisation, Improv
2011 - 20132011 - 2013
Currently attending the Second City Training Center in downtown Chicago, studying musical improvisation, stage combat and a number of other related topics.

American Dental Association
6 yrs
AMS/CRM Customer Service Specialist
Full-time
Nov 2021 - Present · 2 yrs 8 mos
Member Service Advisor
Jul 2018 - Nov 2021 · 3 yrs 5 mos
Chicago, IL
Position with the American Dental Association as part of its Member Service Center team. Responsibilities include reporting and data analytics, assistance with the ADA's large-scale Find-a-Dentist campaign, inbound and outbound customer service calls, Aptify CRM management and assisting/training other agents.

Founder, Editor in Chief
One Last Continue
Jan 2009 - Aug 2012 · 3 yrs 8 mos
Chief editorial duties for One Last Continue, a video game industry journal, including market and industry research, forming relationships with 20+ game developers and publishers, authoring news, reviews, and editorial posts, as well as managing staff and contributing writers, scheduling posts, and various other duties keyed to the site's continued growth and well-being.

Production Assistant
Sirona Studios
Jun 2007 - Aug 2007 · 3 mos
As a production assistant on the film "Deception", my position is defined by the necessity of the production: whatever the film needs, if I can do it, I do it. Examples of actions I've been called upon to perform are as follows:
-Setting up scenes and sets for screen tests
-Supervising and filling in for actors during the casting call process
-Operating the XL-2 camera during screen tests
-Location scouting for the final project

I was an English Writing major in college, with sub-concentrations in Film, East Asian Studies and Philosophy. I'm a writer now, and I work for a healthcare nonprofit during the day.

Yup. Speaking as someone with a degree in screenwriting

So, kind of. My degree is in fiction writing, but my day job is in healthcare nonprofit.

The Usual Suspects is the reason I have a degree in screenwriting.

I do have a degree in screenwriting, lol.

Especially because to me, as someone who has a degree in screenwriting

THE SMOCKING GUN:

PLANETSMASHER|5382D AGO |REVIEW|2|
One Last Continue revisits the localized version of Demon's Souls for the final time, on the eve of its US release.

edit: this entire account is dedicated to posting articles from his site: https://n4g.com/user/home/planetsmasher

And Greatness Gone's comment:

https://thebore.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=3&pid=60815#pid60815

Damn…looks aren't everything obviously, but he’s a handsome guy. Something must have went really sideways in his life to end up where he is now, because he should be living life on easy mode rather than being one nintendo game away from a psychotic break.

That's all I tend to think of whenever PlanetSmasher posts crap. Benji found PlanetSmasher's Instagram (it's in the spoiler above) and PlasMa (lol) really should be living a good, easy life instead of buying every AAA or AA game the day it's released, only to then complain across dozens of posts about how miserable he is spending hundreds of hours playing it. He must have had a mental snap somewhere because every post of his reads like he's on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

PlanetSmasher is a prime example of what happens when you fall too deep down the extreme-left, ResetEra rabbit hole and start passionately believing in things no one gives a shit about in the real world.

He's become so heavily invested in online social activism that he's given up on actually living a normal life.

Wait, are we sure that's actually PlanetSmasher?

He looks pretty normal all things considered and has some solid credentials. Definitely not what I expected, again, assuming this is all accurate.

I'm in disbelief about this.... I.... I need a moment to process this. 

It would be the first time benji failed at doxxing but your reaction was pretty much the same everyone else 

[Jansen]

Any judge or prosecutor that looks at that will automatically shut them out consciously or not 

Why put yourself at such a disadvantage from the get-go

[DocWager]

theleftistlawyer
43m43 minutes ago
I had to convey an offer from the state to a client who was arrested for protesting peacefully.
They were so distraught they became suicidal.
This job is really hard sometimes.

Surprised Noodlesoup didn’t create his suicide threat thread.

[Jansen]

Only path left for Noodlesoup is to transition to Poodlegoop and try to get into the womens jail 

I believe he already had manboobs so all he needs is to get the bottom "fixed" and a wig.

NSFL!! NSFL!!

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

What Harmony Korine movie is this from?

[Bootsthecat]

I for one, prefer my lawyers to be male, conservative, and Jewish as fuck. But I guess maybe that wasn't an option here

[kaleidoscopium]

Noodle soups YouTube page: https://youtube.com/@TacoMastersAssociation?si=1Mvw3bLZPscqi1DV

Which leads to his Reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/TacoMasters/

Radicalized by hasan piker: 

The hypocrisy for UCLA to condemn the encampment as "unlawful" while outside agitators descend upon their own students to attack them with fireworks/bear mace/sticks, etc.

Fuck this shit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Hasan_Piker/comments/1chgwiy/comment/l22msm9/


Was just a good kid cleaning up the park 2 years ago: 

“I knew there were forest preserves in Cook County, but it was a bit of a shock to realize this was out here,” said Richardson, who grew up in Calumet Park. “These forest preserves are so important for people in Chicago. Not everyone can afford to go to a national park or state park. Having these preserves close to Chicago is cool.”

https://news.wttw.com/2022/08/04/next-generation-environmental-stewards-training-cook-county-forest-preserves

Civil Air Patrol back in 2017 and seems like he was in it until college:
https://thelansingjournal.com/2017/12/29/civil-air-patrol-cadets-rank/


Seems like a smart kid who got wrapped up in a lot of retarded shit and now his life is fucked

Bumping this back up if you want to look more into Noodlesoup this is all the info found at the time of the crime. His Reddit is quite active, seems he is suffering through the new Star Wars game!

[BananaBlast]

It would be the first time benji failed at doxxing but your reaction was pretty much the same everyone else 

Which is why I'm kind of hoping out hope it's a failed dox. A wrong, mistaken identity.

Simply because I refuse to believe someone as miserable, terminally online, and mentally insane as PlanetSmasher looks like a completely normal dude with a semi-decent resume.

It's not like how Melody Shreds looks exactly like how Melody Shreds would look. 

[kaleidoscopium]

My username is taken from Nepenthe productions, the studio that animated both Watership Down and The Plague Dogs.

I was a youngin' with animation dreams trying to discover new works for myself, and I found these two online as these "rare British gems not suitable for children." While Watership Down was an easy rent on Netflix, I had to go the extra mile to find a VHS copy of The Plague Dogs because it just wasn't as widely distributed. Regardless, Plague Dogs has a very pretty gospel song as its closer, so I sat through the credits just to listen to the whole thing, and that's when I found out the studio's name.

It works well not only to signal my interest and work in animation, but also because Nepenthe also is defined as a drug that induces happiness which I think lends itself nicely to my Lucio obsession. Every now and again though, someone online will call me a pitcher plant. xD

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-did-you-pick-your-username-otherwise-titled-lets-try-learning-each-others-names-not-just-our-avatars.967770/page-3#post-127905240

Probably more lore drops on other users in that thread too

[HaughtyFrank]

For a short while we called him pussy smasher but I guess it didn't really stick because he continued being miserable

[nachobro]

noodle went out and did some shit in the real world unlike the rest of those bums, and maybe he even got some pussy out of it. good for him.

[Bootsthecat]

Have we ever seen a full body shot? U never know. Philly boy might b one of those thin-faced 400 pounders we only see headshots of, like those BITCH WHORES that lied to me in the past re: assuming proportions based on face look

[Nintex]

"All rise for the honorable judge Goldstein"

"Thank you, be seated all. Today we are together for the case RICHARDSON vs. THE UNITED STATES. The state has invoked the DOMESTIC TERRORISM act signed by President Biden after the events of January 6th after Mr. Richardson refused to plead guilty and showed no remorse. First I want to thank the prosecutor for his service to this country and the court. This case must be difficult for him considering he did two tours in Iraq and earned a purple star for his heroics fighting Hamas terrorists in Fallujah."


"You have the floor Mr. Prosecutor"

"Thank you honorable judge. So many people have been deeply hurt and personally affected by the terrible crime committed by Mr. Richardson. First and foremost the victim who is still suffering from PTSD and has been unable to work for months. Like our honorable judge many American families are descendants of holocaust survivors..."

[Straight Edge]

Imagine your attorney having the free time to tweet about your case for the whole world to see.

[DavidCroquet]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/paul-tassi-black-myth-wukong-is-not-on-xbox-due-to-exclusivity-deal-wasnt-delayed-due-to-technical-issues-update-ign-corroborates.967587/page-16#post-127903569

I am relatively sure I know who the source is and, yeah, it's ironclad.

It is likely not productive to assume it is a weak source. I mean, do what you want, but it is a waste of your time to do so.

A masterclass in journalism from our buddy Imran, here.

He's super sure that maybe the source is probably ironclad! (Please don't write that he has certainly confirmed the story)

[Daffy Duck]

I believe we reached the ultimate Concord cope

This game, its (unbelievably high/strong) qualities, and the trash discourse and reception around it are all hugely symbolic of the cultural decay modern developed civilization is currently experiencing to be quite honest with you. It's stunning actually, and I can very easily see this game and its reaction being something that art historians/anthropologists/sociologists in the distant future look at as a reflection of the culture. Because it's something else.

As someone who was in a terrible but very serious emotionally/psychologically abusive relationship with an extremely intelligent, capable person that was all about denying reality/trying to control my perception of things, let me tell you, I can spot/smell the bullshit from a mile a way. Shit's actually both disgusting and pathetic to me on a deep level. The reaction to this game at large has viscerally affected me personally because I'm intimately familiar with the mental games of deranged people.

And when I say the response phenomenon to this game is fascism at work, I am deadly serious. One of the core tenets of fascist movements is to bring culture to heel using the force and influence of terror. Precisely what's going on here. They are simultaneously trying to both deny perception and to shape reality.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/concord-ot-calling-all-freegunners-56k-warning.957465/page-42#post-127851540

Sounds a lot like TransEra members tbh

[Nintex]

Why release it on Xbox, no one buys games on Xbox, they only use GamePass and Wukong clearly didn't need a GamePass deal to sell. 

Xbox made their bed with retard controllers and gaming ghetto pass.

[DavidCroquet]

Why release it on Xbox, no one buys games on Xbox, they only use GamePass and Wukong clearly didn't need a GamePass deal to sell. 

Xbox made their bed with retard controllers and gaming ghetto pass.

I think even more than that, I'm just reading everyone defending IGN's reporting, looking at the article and thinking...did this storied and legendary reporter even bother to ask their "relatively" ironclad source why? If so, that's not reflected anywhere in the article.

This is a forum where the loudest members constantly call CNN, the NYT, and Wall Street Journal into question. But being skeptical of a games journalist is worthy of a side-eye.

[clockwork5]

theleftistlawyer
43m43 minutes ago
I had to convey an offer from the state to a client who was arrested for protesting peacefully.
They were so distraught they became suicidal.
This job is really hard sometimes.

They weren’t arrested for protesting, they were arrested for trespassing. 

Also, do attorneys normally just post this stuff about their clients on social media?

[kaleidoscopium]

This is what you get when your lawyer is “pay what you want” and has a Patreon account…

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-political-gender-gap-is-growing-as-gen-z-men-favor-trump-while-women-overwhelmingly-favor-harris.963741/page-9#post-127736421

User Banned (2 Weeks): Misogynistic Concern Trolling; Account in Junior Phase

A lot of people here are being dishonest.

If a young man were to make a mistake in a forum like this or somewhere like reddit he would be crucified. While if a woman or someone who isn't the majority said the same thing in a different way they would be treated the same way the right does with young men. It's funny how the opposite world is a click away.

The thing is, is that no one wants to be treated as the bad guy. You can't solve this issue, it is one that will exist for eons. There has to be an enemy, and this is the heart of the problem.

The right can easily win with men because they don't attack them at all. They attack women which is why women are majority on the left. You could show positive men role models. But that wouldn't change a thing.

See, positive nice people will always fall down and get pushed around by the wrong people. This is because to be nice you have to be some sort of push-over. So a nice male role model would have pictures and they do have pictures of their selves hanging out with bad male role models.

[Straight Edge]

theleftistlawyer
43m43 minutes ago
I had to convey an offer from the state to a client who was arrested for protesting peacefully.
They were so distraught they became suicidal.
This job is really hard sometimes.

They weren’t arrested for protesting, they were arrested for trespassing. 

Also, do attorneys normally just post this stuff about their clients on social media?

It screams unprofessional to me. I know I'd be pissed if it was my lawyer.

[DocWager]

Somebody should send the DA links to Noodlesoups radical posts on ResetEra.

We’re counting on you Benji

[DavidCroquet]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-political-gender-gap-is-growing-as-gen-z-men-favor-trump-while-women-overwhelmingly-favor-harris.963741/page-9#post-127736421
I’ve been ignoring that thread mostly, popped over because of the above ban.

“manosphere! joe rogan! andrew tate! the far right!”

…are they even looking at the chart in the OP? It shows around +11 R across ALL male age groups. They’re not being mind-wiped by Andrew Tate’s Bugattis. It’s demonstrating the exact opposite of what they are all wailing about.

Women are the ones showing dramatic changes in opinion as they age…but ya’ll ain’t ready for that conversation.

[HaughtyFrank]

I guess they didn't read this part in the OP either

Mr. Trump's message has been particularly resonant for young men without college degrees and young men of color.

Shit, are things more complicated than easily digestible identity politics?