Journal of Other Forum Analysis

[Steven Snell]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-thing-does-era-hate-the-most.969783/

Zack Snyder Votes: 35 7.7%
Landlords Votes: 117 25.7%
When the Poll question does not match the tread title Votes: 211 46.3%
Philadelphia Sports Teams Votes: 8 1.8%
Locked 30 FPS Votes: 54 11.8%
GameStop Votes: 17 3.7%
Clapping in the Movie Theater Votes: 14 3.1%

Gamers

julia crawford

I'm afraid to ask this but i've never understood what a "chud" is. Are these the people who unironically believe in the "chad" thing? That's the best guess i can make.

Who's gonna answer this?
Vonocunt

Comes from the movie C.H.U.D., Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers.

Pretty much just an insult for people who routinely show a lack of civil decency, empathy for others etc.

So we got confirmation by Vonocunt that Ree is infested with chuds

Where's the option for "FUN" ?

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-many-times-have-you-tested-positive-for-covid.970398/#post-128074176

TESTED positive? Once. But I also probably had it right at the beginning of the pandemic, the hospital just wouldn't let me come in because I was too young for them to waste a bed on.

 

[DavidCroquet]

Not sure if ree has ever had a more clear cut case of autism than neoxon. What a sperg holy shit

Speaking of…

Remember when PlaSma had a mental breakdown over Zelda not getting a sword in her own game? Well she actually did: https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-legend-of-zelda-echoes-of-wisdom-–-traversing-the-still-world-trailer.968229/

…and guess who doesn’t have a single post in this thread? 

Don’t worry, there are still posters stepping up to do The Work.

The sword 'form' is so needless imo. Like why would anyone need to change form just to hold a sword? I get mechanically they want to use a time limit on it, but just have the sword use up energy itself. Just a weird framing that goes in the direction that Zelda can't be capable as a fighter because she's the princess. Obviously she can fight, thowing boulders etc. so why is a sword beyond her ability that she needs a different form lol

not a huge deal just weird

One demerit for the cowardly just-asking-questions disclaimer tho.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hitting-myself.970392/

TaySan
SayTan Member
Today at 7:25 PM
#1
I don't why but I like to smack myself in the thigh and sometimes my arms. Or smack my feet together. Never hard enough to break bones but enough to sore. Gets adrenaline out of my system. Anyone else do this or am I alone?

[Jansen]

dont worry op im not here to yuck yums, i eat ass

Guess who

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/it-stains-your-brain-how-social-media-algorithms-show-violence-to-boys.970353/#post-128069454

Since Musk's takeover, I've been pretty shocked at how much extreme pain/gore content appears in my Twitter feed.

Seeing people die while simply scrolling is such a twisted outgrowth of the attention economy, though sadly unsurprising. Can't imagine what it's like for young people.

At least I had to seek stuff out on rotten.com when I was younger (and thus could only really blame myself).

I haven't seen such thing but then again I don't go and seek such things.

[kaleidoscopium]

I recall noodle proudly claiming they had a top notch lawyer for this case too

[killamajig]

I recall noodle proudly claiming they had a top notch lawyer for this case too

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hitting-myself.970392/#post-128073441

dont worry op im not here to yuck yums, i eat ass

Of course that retard (and respected thebire member) TaySan is the OP.

I don't why but I like to smack myself in the thigh and sometimes my arms. Or smack my feet together. Never hard enough to break bones but enough to sore. Gets adrenaline out of my system. Anyone else do this or am I alone?

Every one of you cunts complaining about Bananarama should remember that some of the alternatives are actual reeeeetards.

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-many-times-have-you-tested-positive-for-covid.970398/#post-128074176

TESTED positive? Once. But I also probably had it right at the beginning of the pandemic, the hospital just wouldn't let me come in because I was too young for them to waste a bed on.

 

PandemicSmasher was patient zero...probably.

[Potato]

Speaking of…

Remember when PlaSma had a mental breakdown over Zelda not getting a sword in her own game? Well she actually did: https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-legend-of-zelda-echoes-of-wisdom-–-traversing-the-still-world-trailer.968229/

…and guess who doesn’t have a single post in this thread? 

Don’t worry, there are still posters stepping up to do The Work.

The sword 'form' is so needless imo. Like why would anyone need to change form just to hold a sword? I get mechanically they want to use a time limit on it, but just have the sword use up energy itself. Just a weird framing that goes in the direction that Zelda can't be capable as a fighter because she's the princess. Obviously she can fight, thowing boulders etc. so why is a sword beyond her ability that she needs a different form lol

not a huge deal just weird

One demerit for the cowardly just-asking-questions disclaimer tho.

Why can't Zelda just be exactly like Link? 

They should just make her have exactly the same skill set, weapons, abilities and moves. Better yet, just make Link trans.

[Uncle]

I recall noodle proudly claiming they had a top notch lawyer for this case too

graphic design is my passion

seriously who could ever think that looks good/professional

[AldusMoneyPenny]

Sometimes I go to to public restrooms and compliment people on their dicks just to make their day.

I feel sorry for you miserable people who don't want to lift your fellow man's spirits.

Doesn't seem that bad. 

Even Dutch manlets are over six feet. Anywhere else you'd be a god.

Nintex can barely reach down far enough to touch the keyboard to type his wild posts

[Cheststrongwell]

Protip: Don't hire a trans lawyer.

[kaleidoscopium]

Maybe this was already known, but to me it wasn’t. Dice of the burqa squad posted their threads account 
https://www.resetera.com/threads/psa-mat-piscatella-circana-closing-his-twitterx-account-next-week-follow-on-linkedin-bluesky-etc-for-sales-news.970218/page-2#post-128062848

https://www.threads.net/@dicesms?hl=en
Which includes their linktree

https://linktr.ee/dicesms

Which leads to a pretty active X account

Probably more to mine there just interesting

[Potato]

Protip: Don't hire a trans lawyer.

Especially one whose main advertising message/selling point for their services is that they're trans...

[kaleidoscopium]

Bonus in the replies of another era member, looks like android Sophia gained another “persona” 



Still not actually diagnosed or getting therapy though  



https://bsky.app/profile/androidsophia.bsky.social/post/3l37fuzubb32m

Cenauru is promising to post on bsky more too so another to keep tabs on

https://bsky.app/profile/cendotharl.bsky.social

[killamajig]

Maybe this was already known, but to me it wasn’t. Dive of the burqa squad posted their threads account 
https://www.resetera.com/threads/psa-mat-piscatella-circana-closing-his-twitterx-account-next-week-follow-on-linkedin-bluesky-etc-for-sales-news.970218/page-2#post-128062848

https://www.threads.net/@dicesms?hl=en
Which includes their linktree

https://linktr.ee/dicesms

Which leads to a pretty active X account

Probably more to mine there just interesting

Man, look at all that skin showing in those pics. Someone should let Resetera know Dice needs to be canceled.

P.S. Dice, Go fuck yourself you hypocritical cunt.

[Taco Bell Tower]

If Morricunt saw Dice she's gonna be all

[killamajig]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/anyone-get-caught-in-this-chase-bank-glitch.970416/post-128077344

I don't believe people really fell for this, but it is entirely believable because people so inherently trust the stupid shit that they see on social media.

It's just another reason why this shit is poison that people need to stop defending.

These people can't even write one sentence without contradicting themselves.

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/anyone-get-caught-in-this-chase-bank-glitch.970416/post-128077344

I don't believe people really fell for this, but it is entirely believable because people so inherently trust the stupid shit that they see on social media.

It's just another reason why this shit is poison that people need to stop defending.

These people can't even write one sentence without contradicting themselves.

It's crazy how stupid people are. Why would you do this??

Ask Messofaego

[killamajig]

Yep, with the amount of people that ask for help because they got scammed, you'd think it's an old folks home over there.

[FUME5]

I wanna know what was in kaleidoscopiums deleted post.

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fuck-this-man-spreading-mofo.969537/page-4#post-128034423

That and I don't think we have figured it out just yet how to accurately and fully explain the valid reasons why we sometimes need to sit with our legs open and the more we fumble trying to explain it the more unreasonable we seem. So we suffer in silence or annoy people.

Ah yes, the answer to this is we don't mansplain manspreading enough

[kaleidoscopium]

I wanna know what was in kaleidoscopiums deleted post.

I was correcting Dices name from Dive but accidentally replied and reposted instead of editing my post. Fun site but the mobile experience is ass

[Averon]

Bonus in the replies of another era member, looks like android Sophia gained another “persona” 



Still not actually diagnosed or getting therapy though  



https://bsky.app/profile/androidsophia.bsky.social/post/3l37fuzubb32m

Cenauru is promising to post on bsky more too so another to keep tabs on

https://bsky.app/profile/cendotharl.bsky.social

No wonder TwoHearts thought they were in friendly company

[FUME5]

One of their threads from the old place (this was in response to benji)

So like today i witnessed chicken sex for what i think is the first time and i'm pretty upset

top of the page racked out cosplayer

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

[remy]

top of the page racked out cosplayer

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

Chainsaw man was pretty good wasn't it

[benji]

No wonder TwoHearts thought they were in friendly company

Android Sophia has written essays on the forum about having headmates, even made a thread with an essay about how their headmates had a round table discussion about Moon Knight. Add in all the posts about self-ID being better than expert diagnosis. Add in being a former staff member. 

This just means they'll delete their Bluesky like they did the Twitter because I kept posting it.

No offsite drama, so whatever Android Sophia or Melody Shreds or Kyuuji or Nepenthe do off the forum is OFF LIMITS and UNETHICAL to bring up.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/deadline-hotd-star-matt-smith-bemoans-%E2%80%9Cpolicing%E2%80%9D-of-stories-through-trigger-warnings-i-worry-everything%E2%80%99s-being-dialed-and-dumbed-down.970455/