Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[benji]

Instead of cheering on the feds and cops, the right-wingers at ResetERA.com should be like me and going down the theory rabbit hole and getting informed about intersectional solidarity! 

[Potato]

I enjoy how you guys are obsessed with trying to figure my identity. Like you are so used to the echo chamber and so bad at debating you can only make identity based attacks

What would you like to debate?  

I don't want Blueballs banned. In fact, it's a bit refreshing having someone come in to break up the circle jerking/echo chambery nature that this thread falls in to. I'm just fascinated someone would go this far (using fake email addresses and VPNs) just to talk to us Nazi chuds they hate so much.

Well, I'm not going to ban him. I wouldn't want to ban somebody because other people can't stop taking the bait.

It sucks, because with no restraints for Bluey, he still holds back any substance he has whatsoever. He still has that invisible leash that stops him from actually expressing himself. It’s sadly purely troll-ish behavior.

Yeah, he doesn't even bother hopping on any of the actually problematic things said.  

I also got it mixed up with The Coli for a long time (which is a very black forum)

Well, so they claim at least.

I swear benji slapped a negative cat avatar on impostor benji

I did, he changed it back. I didn't lock his avatar or anything. I don't want to police avatars but people sharing avatars can be confusing so I wish he had a better bit. It's not even an original avatar, there's a bunch of Twitter accounts that use it, I've seen it on multiple different YouTube commenters. Amusingly nobody I've ever seen using it is actually a communist.

One other avatar I considered changing was Jeff at the Laugh Factory to the Jeff at the Laugh Factory image that Gamegirl made.

Benji just admit you are Blueball. I swear I saw you accidentally use your Benji account, instead of the Blueball account. I just didn’t say anything because I didn’t want to embarrass you.

Has anyone ever seen benji and bluenuts in the same room (or posting at the same time)?

[benji]

Man, all this time I thought Greeks were white people. 

Maybe do some basic research, chud: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Athena

[HaughtyFrank]

I can't get over that Mai ban in the women's thread. I reread everything just make sure I had the context right, they were discussing her and comparing her appearance in the upcoming Fatal Fury game versus her appearance in SF6 and the dude gets banned for contributing to the discussion??? The gifs must have sent PrincessBubblegum spiraling into dysphoria, what a stupid ban even by ResetEra's standards.

It's like the mods don't even know themselves anymore.

[HaughtyFrank]

Man, all this time I thought Greeks were white people. 

Maybe do some basic research, chud: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Athena

I'm pretty sure Athena is even played by Lupita Nyongo in Nolan's movie. Not sure what they're even mad at when the movie seems to be typically Hollywood diverse despite the setting

[Potato]

Something tells me the only reason Messy got banned for that autism overload of a post was because he included Japan in his overgeneralization of straight men. And that was a specific thread-enforced rule, designed only because the burka thread gossip clique couldn't stop saying negative things about Japanese culture that slowed inched into sounding like "all japanese men are perverted creepy dogs, and their women are too submissive and domesticated to revolt"

That, or these projecting nitwits felt attacked by Messy hitting too close to the sun for them (himself included). These are the same people who will talk about protesting against Genshin Impact women because her legs are showing, yet still grind the game daily.

They would be the only true words that have ever been spoken in that thread.

[Potato]

Does all bread in America suck?
https://www.resetera.com/threads/does-all-bread-in-america-suck.1110981/

Common complaint I hear from Europeans living in America is that all of our bread sucks. Is it the preservatives or the way the bread is made here? Curious to hear other reasons from non-America. members that have visited or lived here for extensive periods of time.

Bet you feel nice shitting on bread that keeps the poor fed in our country and keeps hard working Americans in jobs. 

I can't believe how y'all can be so rude to the poor and marginalized. "Lol your bread sucks", get off your fucking high horse and stop making fun of what keeps poor folks fed.

Your bread is shit though. Even the fancy stuff.

[Potato]

I was going to see if there was an example from the last day or so but apparently we need attention more than gooning again:

Whenever I think of Melody's porn posts on BlueSky, I just think to myself, "this is the shit that he thought was ok to post publicly."

Imagine the shit he's jerking off to that he decides NOT to post...

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/first-image-of-matt-damon-as-odysseus-in-christopher-nolans-the-odyssey.1111458/

I hoped we were beyond whiteashing such a classic. Odd casting.

Man, all this time I thought Greeks were white people. 

Ewww, white?

We know how to cook and we're olive skinned thank you very much.

[Taco Bell Tower]

Didn't see a thread about the latest genocide on ResetERA.com but did see this: https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-pretty-shocked-how-many-people-hate-federal-workers.1111359/

Man, we are cooked cooked.

Just seeing people on social media celebrate folks getting fired en masse in the federal workforce infrutiates me. And to be clear, I've never worked for the local, state or federal government as a professional. I've always worked in the private sector. I have no bias here.

Yet, I know these jobs are important. Hello, food safety, air travel, tracking infectious diseases, and so on.

But the FAA cuts, the Department of Interior Cuts, who manage public lands, and tons of other departments.

I didn't know Americans were so ignorant and lacked so much class sodiarity. Many think they'll getting that "wasted" money back. Oh you sweet summer, child.

These folks not having income will affect local economies massively. They're not spending. They're not getting taxed or taxed minimally.

I knew Trump was a moron, but economically, he's even stupider than i thought.

What part of not understanding "ACAB" and "guillotine the elites" will I find if I actually bother to look at the four pages of this thread?

ChatGPT there has never worked in its whole life.

[benji]

Does all bread in America suck?
https://www.resetera.com/threads/does-all-bread-in-america-suck.1110981/

Common complaint I hear from Europeans living in America is that all of our bread sucks. Is it the preservatives or the way the bread is made here? Curious to hear other reasons from non-America. members that have visited or lived here for extensive periods of time.

Bet you feel nice shitting on bread that keeps the poor fed in our country and keeps hard working Americans in jobs. 

I can't believe how y'all can be so rude to the poor and marginalized. "Lol your bread sucks", get off your fucking high horse and stop making fun of what keeps poor folks fed.

Your bread is shit though. Even the fancy stuff.

This is the language of eugenics.

[Potato]

Does all bread in America suck?
https://www.resetera.com/threads/does-all-bread-in-america-suck.1110981/


Bet you feel nice shitting on bread that keeps the poor fed in our country and keeps hard working Americans in jobs. 

I can't believe how y'all can be so rude to the poor and marginalized. "Lol your bread sucks", get off your fucking high horse and stop making fun of what keeps poor folks fed.

Your bread is shit though. Even the fancy stuff.

This is the language of eugenics.

Kill all the white people (and their shit bread). Praise all the beautiful black bodies...wait, do black people bake good bread?

[Ribosome]

Federal employees complaining about taxes that's a new one

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth on Monday accused the Biden administration of orchestrating a last-minute audit of him and his wife by the IRS before last month’s transition of power.

Hegseth posted a picture to the social media platform X of what he said was a letter from the IRS alerting him to the audit. The letter, which is not visible in full in the photo, appears to show that the IRS believes Hegseth owes a balance of $33,558.16.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/02/17/pete-hegseth-irs-audit-biden-administration-00204626

In his defense have you ever tried using TurboTax while drunk?

[benji]

Stage Three: Insult Their Bread

[Alpacx]

Man, all this time I thought Greeks were white people. 

Maybe do some basic research, chud: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Athena

I'm pretty sure Athena is even played by Lupita Nyongo in Nolan's movie. Not sure what they're even mad at when the movie seems to be typically Hollywood diverse despite the setting

Isn't Ellen Page cast in it? Ibut I'm sure there's an important role in The Odyssey for a 5'1 frog voiced person who looks like a preteen boy with ab implants.

Edit: Still hyped because Nolan, and ethnic diversity in historical/mythical films/tv doesn't bother me. Nonwhite people should be welcome to start in Shakespeare for example. But Page is so clearly unwell, looks miserable anytime they make a public appearance, and spreads the social contagion.

[benji]

Why would anyone want to make a $250 million version of The Odyssey? We already have O Brother, Where Art Thou?

[killamajig]

[benji]

That's exactly the scene I was going to post.

[HaughtyFrank]

Maybe do some basic research, chud: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Athena

I'm pretty sure Athena is even played by Lupita Nyongo in Nolan's movie. Not sure what they're even mad at when the movie seems to be typically Hollywood diverse despite the setting

Isn't Ellen Page cast in it? Ibut I'm sure there's an important role in The Odyssey for a 5'1 frog voiced person who looks like a preteen boy with ab implants.

Edit: Still hyped because Nolan, and ethnic diversity in historical/mythical films/tv doesn't bother me. Nonwhite people should be welcome to start in Shakespeare for example. But Page is so clearly unwell, looks miserable anytime they make a public appearance, and spreads the social contagion.

Yeah don't mind the diversity either. Though it's funny that there seems to be no one who is actually Mediterranean lol

[Potato]

So much cultural appropriation. I'm triggered. This is stage 24 of the 10 stages of genocide.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Is X banned yet?

[benji]

[D3RANG3D]

American life expectancy significantly lags behind other developed countries, with pre‑COVID-19 United States life expectancy averaging 78.8 years and comparable countries averaging 82.6 years.  This equates to 1.25 billion fewer life years for the United States population.  Six in 10 Americans have at least one chronic disease, and four in 10 have two or more chronic diseases.  An estimated one in five United States adults lives with a mental illness.

These realities become even more painful when contrasted with nations around the globe.  Across 204 countries and territories, the United States had the highest age-standardized incidence rate of cancer in 2021, nearly double the next-highest rate.  Further, from 1990-2021, the United States experienced an 88 percent increase in cancer, the largest percentage increase of any country evaluated.  In 2021, asthma was more than twice as common in the United States than most of Europe, Asia, or Africa.  Autism spectrum disorders had the highest prevalence in high-income countries, including the United States, in 2021.  Similarly, autoimmune diseases such as inflammatory bowel disease, psoriasis, and multiple sclerosis are more commonly diagnosed in high-income areas such as Europe and North America.  Overall, the global comparison data demonstrates that the health of Americans is on an alarming trajectory that requires immediate action.

...

This poses a dire threat to the American people and our way of life.  Seventy-seven percent of young adults do not qualify for the military based in large part on their health scores.  Ninety percent of the Nation’s $4.5 trillion in annual healthcare expenditures is for people with chronic and mental health conditions.  In short, Americans of all ages are becoming sicker, beset by illnesses that our medical system is not addressing effectively.  These trends harm us, our economy, and our security.

Literally begging people to learn how to read. Mr. President do something about the literacy crisis.  

It's also the same language that every administration in their entire life has used. The Obama Administration declared obesity and related health issues to be a "national security threat" over a decade ago. The Biden Administration published this infograph with the same complaints as this executive order.

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Muh genocide!

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[benji]

Ive been kettled, gassed, and knocked on my ass.

These protests are about to go from violent against protestors to outright deadly eventually. The second Trump thinks there's just cause to turn the military on us we will have the American version of tainanmen square. This is all outlined in project 2025, btw. It's what they want.

If they do, it will be a giant mistake. But frankly I am prepared to face any of that.

Selma happened in part because of Bloody Sunday.

1. It's not outlined in Project 2025.
2. Selma and Bloody Sunday are the same event?

Everyone better turn up to one of those if they are able. Turnout inspires turnout. But I find the lack of post and engagement in this thread telling and disturbing.

Cis don't care.

Me and my friend in Detroit today.

WORDS MATTER:
*proceeds to use four words incorrectly*

I had a friend on Facebook laugh at my post publicizing the protests, then message me wanting me educate him on why I believe there is fascism here! Fuck that, I'm not going to waste my time with someone who will try to justify Trump/Musk etc.

Yeah. Anyone asking that is being a troll or willfully ignorant. Just look at Trumps own words.

But that's not fascism?

Yeah, I really feel like the 2020 BLM protests was a very clear reminder that mass protests can get shit done. So many companies and corporations were bending over backwards to make changes to hiring, sensitivity training, and other progressive initiatives. It honestly felt like a moment happened where the "establishment" lost control in a big way, and I'm sure that scared the hell out of them.

And that's part of the reason why conservatives went into overdrive to demonize a lot of the ideology and progressive concepts that were popularized during that period over the last 4 years.

   

[benji]

[D3RANG3D]

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Ive been kettled, gassed, and knocked on my ass.

These protests are about to go from violent against protestors to outright deadly eventually. The second Trump thinks there's just cause to turn the military on us we will have the American version of tainanmen square. This is all outlined in project 2025, btw. It's what they want.

If they do, it will be a giant mistake. But frankly I am prepared to face any of that.

Selma happened in part because of Bloody Sunday.

1. It's not outlined in Project 2025.
2. Selma and Bloody Sunday are the same event?

Everyone better turn up to one of those if they are able. Turnout inspires turnout. But I find the lack of post and engagement in this thread telling and disturbing.

Cis don't care.

Me and my friend in Detroit today.

WORDS MATTER:
*proceeds to use four words incorrectly*

I had a friend on Facebook laugh at my post publicizing the protests, then message me wanting me educate him on why I believe there is fascism here! Fuck that, I'm not going to waste my time with someone who will try to justify Trump/Musk etc.

Yeah. Anyone asking that is being a troll or willfully ignorant. Just look at Trumps own words.

But that's not fascism?

Yeah, I really feel like the 2020 BLM protests was a very clear reminder that mass protests can get shit done. So many companies and corporations were bending over backwards to make changes to hiring, sensitivity training, and other progressive initiatives. It honestly felt like a moment happened where the "establishment" lost control in a big way, and I'm sure that scared the hell out of them.

And that's part of the reason why conservatives went into overdrive to demonize a lot of the ideology and progressive concepts that were popularized during that period over the last 4 years.

   

Please don't link BLM to whatever this picture is showing.   One is actual fury while the other is the most lazy group of corny ass suburbian white folks on an outing I've ever seen.

[Polident]

Not to get controversial, but if I were suffering from chronic illness, I’d prefer not to. Like when the YouTuber was curing blindness. I get the “there’s nothing wrong with you! Love your flaws!” woo woo thing. Given the option, most would rather not be blind. Where is the line given how much our lives are prolonged and improved by the sciences. Is wearing contact lenses doing a eugenics. Are you a Nazi for taking Gas X after living mas?

[Chumbawumbafan69]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/just-did-our-taxes-and-we-owe-over-4k.1110936/page-5

Yep. This forum is so predictable, it's obvious why we get made fun of across the internet.

Anyone makes a dollar more than you they're rich and entitled and shouldn't complain; and anyone making less hasn't worked as hard as you and you're not wealthy you just earned your keep.

Love threads like these because it's a great reminder that this place is filled with a bunch of going-nowhere losers who would rather wallow in their shit-stained computer chairs about some family making $180k (not a wealthy by any stretch of the imagination) than actually do something productive with their lives.

Second person is right. If you think ~$110k is an unimaginably high salary you are a complete fucking loser.

[benji]

Is wearing contact lenses doing a eugenics. 

There is in fact a segment of the hearing impaired community that considers cochlear implants to be eugenics/genocide. I don't remember if any or all hearing aids also count.