Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Uncle]

What if wolverine couldn't regenerate his penis, do you think he would be so reckless?

what if wolverine got cut in half but the first thing that regenerated from his lower half was his prostate, just a lil fleshy sack hangin out, and the rest of him is taking a while to regen so he's just sitting there chillin with his prostate out, and then jean grey walks up and everyone sees his prostate swell up and they're all whoaaaaa buddy

[DavidCroquet]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/%E2%80%98no-kings%E2%80%99-was-biggest-protest-in-u-s-history-data-analyst.1219029/page-2#post-141529038

I mean...very almost everyone out there was a voter.

Except convicted felons. Had quite a few family members out there protesting with us. They can't vote and it's bullshit

The people your cousin murdered also can't vote, just fyi.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

I wish I was a felon then I could have an excuse for not voting sigh..

blue maga blaming non voters who were against killer kamala and genocide joe really make me sad.. how can I be progressive if I have to vote for genocide?

[DavidCroquet]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/final-fantasy-xvi-debuts-at-431-on-xbox-most-played-games-us-currently-at-364-up-complete-edition-27-standard-edition-43-on-top-paid.1218969/page-8#post-141528972

Regularly scheduled reminder that it's "Game Pass" and not "Gamepass"

I don't know why this bothers me so much

Game Passes are Passes!

[Snoopy]

It's a 9hr drive from Atlanta to Washington. That explains why Nep was extra pissy yesterday. She must have been exhausted.

[Snoopy]

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/final-fantasy-xvi-debuts-at-431-on-xbox-most-played-games-us-currently-at-364-up-complete-edition-27-standard-edition-43-on-top-paid.1218969/page-8#post-141528972

Regularly scheduled reminder that it's "Game Pass" and not "Gamepass"

I don't know why this bothers me so much

Game Passes are Passes!

Regularly scheduled reminder that "Game Pass" and not "Gamepass" gives money to a genocidal apartheid state.

You know why this bothers me so much.

[Snoopy]

Place your bets people



Will ree get it or will they buttrage for several pages?

[killamajig]

I don't see Israel stopping missiles from falling on them any time soon, if ever to be honest. Unless they cover every square mile of Iran literally 24/7.

Even in wars with Hezbollah in a tiny area like south Lebanon, they managed to continue shooting rockets and missiles into Israel regardless of daily air campaigns. Iran is massive, like 150x bigger than Lebanon.

Again these dopes think Iran has unlimited missiles. 



Get fucked Ayatollah Asshollah!!!

[Chumbawumbafan69]

I think we're all missing the point:

Making a kid eat anything at Tim Hortons is child abuse.

Hurt people hurt people. 

[killamajig]

Place your bets people



Will ree get it or will they buttrage for several pages?

I mean, I heard Liam killed a Black guy or something in Ireland.

[Greatness Gone]

I just want Topaz to be okay.

[killamajig]

I think we're all missing the point:

Making a kid eat anything at Tim Hortons is child abuse.

I was looking at the menu but taste wise what does a Tim Hortons come close to for an American palette? Looks kinda like a Duncan Doughnuts.

[Alpacx]

I think we're all missing the point:

Making a kid eat anything at Tim Hortons is child abuse.

I was looking at the menu but taste wise what does a Tim Hortons come close to for an American palette? Looks kinda like a Duncan Doughnuts.

I've never had Dunkin but I would guess they're comparable?. Everything at Tim Hortons is awful now. Penny pinched to lose their coffee supplier years ago, donuts are all made at a central facility, frozen, shipped to store, thawed.

Typical corporate corner cutting to maintain profitability once the organic growth stopped. Their core offerings suck and they keep introducing disgusting "food" like their flatbread pizza or the scrambled egg thing they're advertising now.

[FUME5]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/elder-teaches-a-canadian-lad-that-xbox-chat-isnt-real-life-after-dumbass-throw-food-at-mans-wife-in-a-tim-hortons.1218636/page-10#post-141522111

Perfect, no notes.

[killamajig]

So strange reading posts talking about how Iran is done and Israel has complete air dominance yet Iranian ballistic missiles continue to rain down from above. It's like watching two scenes simultaneously with each eye.

Just goes to show that Isreal would have been knocked back into the bronze age without all the western support. How many hundreds of missiles and drones have been shot down by America, France, Jordan and Britain since this started?

 We need a Tehran Timmy to tell us Allah will prevail against the infields.

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/elder-teaches-a-canadian-lad-that-xbox-chat-isnt-real-life-after-dumbass-throw-food-at-mans-wife-in-a-tim-hortons.1218636/page-10#post-141522111

Perfect, no notes.

Decades...

[Boredfrom]

I have to say, if it was Iran making threats of taking out the Israeli leader, how would the western leaders react?

The fact that Israel can make statements like that and not get complete pushback is bonkers to me. Western leadership's moral compass is completely compromised.

 

Do they know anything about Iran? 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/israel-has-attacked-iran-and-declares-a-special-state-of-emergency-retaliation-strike-from-iran-underway.1217310/page-47#post-141533409

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/june-14-2025-the-capital-city-of-ukraine-had-a-lgbtq-equality-march-on-june-14th-that-included-active-duty-ukranian-military-members.1218819/

“Iran is going to allow this any minute now.”

[killamajig]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/elder-teaches-a-canadian-lad-that-xbox-chat-isnt-real-life-after-dumbass-throw-food-at-mans-wife-in-a-tim-hortons.1218636/page-10#post-141522111

Perfect, no notes.

Decades...

Here's the kid experiencing post slap clarity...



Maybe the slap was the therapy? 

[Shecky Fragbaum]

Fucking hell.

[killamajig]

Where's that Canadian dude to slap that?

[Uncle]

[Rendle]

If everyone could just agree on what age a fetus becomes a baby, and what age that baby becomes a man that you can punch in the face, there would be no more need for conflict in society.

[jooseloose]

:/

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[Potato]

If everyone could just agree on what age a fetus becomes a baby, and what age that baby becomes a man that you can punch in the face, there would be no more need for conflict in society.

Old enough to throw food, old enough to get punched.

[Snoopy]

This Coyote guy can't buy burritos in peace

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cops-are-assholes-example-89253423178142371-i-got-pulled-over-just-now-for-doing-nothing-more-than-driving-down-the-road-to-my-house-thats-it.1219140/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cops-are-such-baiting-dirtbags.981762/

[Polident]

I think we're all missing the point:

Making a kid eat anything at Tim Hortons is child abuse.

I’ve never eaten at Tim Hortons but I liked this because the Canadians named it after a hockey player. 

Meanwhile our Wendy’s brand was named after the owners daughter. And now people draw the cartoon version in sexual predicaments. Uhh… USA USA USA 

[Daffy Duck]

This Coyote guy can't buy burritos in peace

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cops-are-assholes-example-89253423178142371-i-got-pulled-over-just-now-for-doing-nothing-more-than-driving-down-the-road-to-my-house-thats-it.1219140/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cops-are-such-baiting-dirtbags.981762/

Cops just doing normal checks, surprised he didn’t go with I was nearly killed by cops tonight.

[JoeBoy101]

lol the kid could have been forced to stop or removed from the store in 5 seconds and now the guy probably has a legal issue to deal with because of his actions.  Durr mission accomplished.   Dimwit.

Wondering what a group of young black kids should get for inciting a little chaos by beating to death a homeless black man.

Hmmm….