Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Tektonic]

Mr. Dad of Friend
WHAT HAPPENS!?!?!?

can't wait to see what happens in episode 2

[killamajig]

Hey, what happened to that douche bag Edmond Dantes? 

Last post ...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jupiter-was-formerly-twice-its-current-size-and-had-a-much-stronger-magnetic-field.1194873/

He's still lurking but not posting. And no pic for an avatar 

[DavidCroquet]

I wanted to post that Hello M'lady Amy Schumer sketch but apparently it has been completely scrubbed from the internet. That's a shame, because it's bang on for whatever the fuck is going on with this weirdo.

[Greatness Gone]

Let’s say Trump really is on his deathbed and passes away within the next week. What then?

The most prolific ree posters will still be manic, suicidal and hateful. Do they not realize they’ll just move on to the next “evil” person to throw genocide accusations at? They literally can’t function without a villain in their lives to cry over.

[Tektonic]

Let’s say Trump really is on his deathbed and passes away within the next week. What then?

The most prolific ree posters will still be manic, suicidal and hateful. Do they not realize they’ll just move on to the next “evil” person to throw genocide accusations at? They literally can’t function without a villain in their lives to cry over.

absolutely. still will be funny though.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

My favourite was when he claimed he was in Italy and had received a bunch of job offers but he turned them all down because there was no air conditioning.

I tried to find this but couldn't find it with a few simple terms.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/abc-news-bill-nye-says-record-breaking-extreme-heat-a-taste-of-the-normal-of-the-future.909201/page-2#post-124912674

I can't move to most of EU or NYC anymore, I've decided. I will not tolerate the bullshit of 85F/30C+ weather in April-June like is happening in much of the world but NYC and EU are notorious for no a/c in homes/public spaces and that is just fucking insane given climate change and sorry I just won't. Which is sad cuz I'm at a science conference and lots want to hire me but in EU and besides EU pay being abysmal I just won't tolerate the heat here in Italy and other places without a/c. Had to drag 100 lbs in suitcases across long stretches of cobblestone in 90F weather a couple days ago here in Italy and I was like…okay I'm done, never again with that lol

Humans will need to relocate to Canada and new places that used to be too cold. PNW for life.

And quit fucking moving to places like Houston and Phoenix for fuck sake

[Taco Bell Tower]

Her boyfriend (or her) junked the Boo Amiibo I gave her because I had in my bag and she said liked Halloween.

[Boredfrom]

Let’s say Trump really is on his deathbed and passes away within the next week. What then?

Healing time.

[Propagandhim]

My favourite was when he claimed he was in Italy and had received a bunch of job offers but he turned them all down because there was no air conditioning.

I tried to find this but couldn't find it with a few simple terms.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/abc-news-bill-nye-says-record-breaking-extreme-heat-a-taste-of-the-normal-of-the-future.909201/page-2#post-124912674

I can't move to most of EU or NYC anymore, I've decided. I will not tolerate the bullshit of 85F/30C+ weather in April-June like is happening in much of the world but NYC and EU are notorious for no a/c in homes/public spaces and that is just fucking insane given climate change and sorry I just won't. Which is sad cuz I'm at a science conference and lots want to hire me but in EU and besides EU pay being abysmal I just won't tolerate the heat here in Italy and other places without a/c. Had to drag 100 lbs in suitcases across long stretches of cobblestone in 90F weather a couple days ago here in Italy and I was like…okay I'm done, never again with that lol

Humans will need to relocate to Canada and new places that used to be too cold. PNW for life.

And quit fucking moving to places like Houston and Phoenix for fuck sake

He also has a post somewhere related to this one where he talks about his first visitation to Italy and all he wants to know is where the gay bathhouses are and nothing else.  

[El Derpo]

Hey, what happened to that douche bag Edmond Dantes? 

Last post ...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jupiter-was-formerly-twice-its-current-size-and-had-a-much-stronger-magnetic-field.1194873/

He's still lurking but not posting. And no pic for an avatar 

Is it the same for his Dr Forrester account?

[BananaBlast]

Interesting coming from a Furry.

Thanks for admitting you're pro-genocide:

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

BLERGH I already regret typing in "luludiaperart" on google. Didn't even get any explicit results and yet I still wanted to fucking throw up. 

People into poop, shit, fart, ABDL, etc. etc. are seriously mentally fucking ill and gross. 🤮🤮🤮

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-79-clasps-both-hands-in-desperate-bid-to-cover-up-bruises.1280079/page-39#post-144517584

Gonna go against the grain here and say this was probably a significant waste of time to spend an holiday weekend cataloging this "information" and that a lot of the conspiracy theory posting in here is truly, deeply embarrassing.

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-79-clasps-both-hands-in-desperate-bid-to-cover-up-bruises.1280079/page-39#post-144517584

Gonna go against the grain here and say this was probably a significant waste of time to spend an holiday weekend cataloging this "information" and that a lot of the conspiracy theory posting in here is truly, deeply embarrassing.

Surakian

You do realize it takes like barely a minute to post here? Trust me, nobody has wasted their time more than you needing to sit on a high horse judging people for shooting the shit.

Forgotten_Taco

I'm cringing at you right now. No one asked you to read or comment any of this, homeboy. Embarrassing how you're wasting your time right now.

JaseMath

Maybe just ignore the fucking thread then?

Nali

god forbid anyone have any hope

Edited: Really triggered the Rees
AlexBasch

Your whole post is fucking cringe, lmao.

Millstone

Then go outside and touch some grass, bro. Embarrassing? They probably put that together while watching anime. It really isn't that deep.

[BIONIC]

Let’s say Trump really is on his deathbed and passes away within the next week. WHAT HAPPENS?!??!?

Fixed

[Propagandhim]

Aug 30:
- During the middle of the night while all this rampant speculation was going on, people noticed that the "Pizza Pentagon Index" spiked over 300% and reached "'DEFCON 1" and "DEFCON 3" statuses around 1-2AM ET. This is notable because the "Pizza Pentagon Index" is a statistic tracked by the public as it tells one big indicator -- the Pentagon is mass ordering food from places around their area because of something big happening behind the scenes. It might sound like bullshit but according to multiple sources, it is a very big indicator and trustworthy as it has told the truth in the past. The last time we saw it spike as high as it did last night, it was an Iran-related mission.

This is like text-book posthoc confirmation.  Are they counting all the times the pizza missed the mark or just using memorable coincidences.  Cuz, ya know, its fucking pizza.

[Polident]

Let’s say Trump really is on his deathbed and passes away within the next week. What then?

The most prolific ree posters will still be manic, suicidal and hateful. Do they not realize they’ll just move on to the next “evil” person to throw genocide accusations at? They literally can’t function without a villain in their lives to cry over.

A lot of these guys are unironically nostalgic for the COVID years. An external threat keeping them from going outside or showering or wiping their asses? What’s more, everybody else is suffering too? It was the dream.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Trump winding these idiots up by not being in public for 24 hours is the greatest part of this. He has them in the palm of his hand. 

They need to pray Trump doesn't die because if Vance becomes head then their worried Project 2025 has more of a chance happening under him. 

[Uncle]

It should say “Computer games are my passion”. Or alternatively “Computer gaming is my passion”.    

I assume its a (probably AI generated) stock T-Shirt Generator where you type in [SUBJECT 1] and [SUBJECT 2] to generate your custom Tee

I assume it's an intentional joke that it's shitty and seems vaguely engrish

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

also I thought era doesn't allow conspiracy theories. 

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/shitbird-steals-cap-from-kid-during-us-open-so-bad-i-thought-it-was-ai-at-first.1284384/page-3#post-144485004

uhm b-dubs?

CEO, you say?

[StandingOvation]

Thought experiment:

You're tasked with making a sequel to ResetEra. There isn't a huge backlash like there was with GAF > Era, but instead, notable members make it known they are unhappy with the status quo and so, in dribs-and-drabs, new (read: Era) members start signing up to this NewResetEra site over a period of weeks and months.

I think we are all fairly on the same page with what issues the site currently has; idiotic moderation, fealty to 'famous' members, inconsistent moderating, extremely poor/non-existent communication with the wider community, and then site-wide decisions being made by cliques. Then on top of that, you have users like Echoes/Fat etc. who put on 'trans' labels in order to be able to deflect from any criticisms and generally act like lairy creeps.

What rules do you put in place to deal with that? You're not transphobic, but you don't want to appease the infantilised weirdos who are acting as trans. What do?

[Uncle]

I sit down to pen my novel, but am unexpectedly interrupted when a lesbian wasp flies into my open window. While I am distractedly admiring her sapphic beauty, wlw warhammer goblins fart on my manuscript!

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

appalachian sippin cream

lesbian wasp  

https://imgur.com/gallery/mosquito-season-by-vanripper-censored-reposted-DSY4evi

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Thought experiment:

You're tasked with making a sequel to ResetEra. There isn't a huge backlash like there was with GAF > Era, but instead, notable members make it known they are unhappy with the status quo and so, in dribs-and-drabs, new (read: Era) members start signing up to this NewResetEra site over a period of weeks and months.

I think we are all fairly on the same page with what issues the site currently has; idiotic moderation, fealty to 'famous' members, inconsistent moderating, extremely poor/non-existent communication with the wider community, and then site-wide decisions being made by cliques. Then on top of that, you have users like Echoes/Fat etc. who put on 'trans' labels in order to be able to deflect from any criticisms and generally act like lairy creeps.

What rules do you put in place to deal with that? You're not transphobic, but you don't want to appease the infantilised weirdos who are acting as trans. What do?

I'd put Nintex in charge as head mod, sit back, and let the comedy play out.

[Polident]

Thought experiment:

You're tasked with making a sequel to ResetEra. There isn't a huge backlash like there was with GAF > Era, but instead, notable members make it known they are unhappy with the status quo and so, in dribs-and-drabs, new (read: Era) members start signing up to this NewResetEra site over a period of weeks and months.

I think we are all fairly on the same page with what issues the site currently has; idiotic moderation, fealty to 'famous' members, inconsistent moderating, extremely poor/non-existent communication with the wider community, and then site-wide decisions being made by cliques. Then on top of that, you have users like Echoes/Fat etc. who put on 'trans' labels in order to be able to deflect from any criticisms and generally act like lairy creeps.

What rules do you put in place to deal with that? You're not transphobic, but you don't want to appease the infantilised weirdos who are acting as trans. What do?

Rules don’t mean much if emotionally and intellectually subnormal moderation can’t stick to basic standards.

But really, all you need to do is not listen to them. Whenever they cry about women showing ankle or whatever, the appropriate response is nothing. Ignore. Don’t even acknowledge.

[Taco Bell Tower]

Hey, what happened to that douche bag Edmond Dantes? 

Last post ...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jupiter-was-formerly-twice-its-current-size-and-had-a-much-stronger-magnetic-field.1194873/

He's still lurking but not posting. And no pic for an avatar 

Is it the same for his Dr Forrester account?

Nah, Dr. Forrester is still posting on his main.

[Potato]

Thought experiment:

You're tasked with making a sequel to ResetEra. There isn't a huge backlash like there was with GAF > Era, but instead, notable members make it known they are unhappy with the status quo and so, in dribs-and-drabs, new (read: Era) members start signing up to this NewResetEra site over a period of weeks and months.

I think we are all fairly on the same page with what issues the site currently has; idiotic moderation, fealty to 'famous' members, inconsistent moderating, extremely poor/non-existent communication with the wider community, and then site-wide decisions being made by cliques. Then on top of that, you have users like Echoes/Fat etc. who put on 'trans' labels in order to be able to deflect from any criticisms and generally act like lairy creeps.

What rules do you put in place to deal with that? You're not transphobic, but you don't want to appease the infantilised weirdos who are acting as trans. What do?

Don't be an arsehole. 
Don't be a bigot.

[PogiJones]

Aug 30:
- During the middle of the night while all this rampant speculation was going on, people noticed that the "Pizza Pentagon Index" spiked over 300% and reached "'DEFCON 1" and "DEFCON 3" statuses around 1-2AM ET. This is notable because the "Pizza Pentagon Index" is a statistic tracked by the public as it tells one big indicator -- the Pentagon is mass ordering food from places around their area because of something big happening behind the scenes. It might sound like bullshit but according to multiple sources, it is a very big indicator and trustworthy as it has told the truth in the past. The last time we saw it spike as high as it did last night, it was an Iran-related mission.

This is like text-book posthoc confirmation.  Are they counting all the times the pizza missed the mark or just using memorable coincidences.  Cuz, ya know, its fucking pizza.

Thanks for the insight, man. When it comes to pizza news, you're the one I trust most

[PogiJones]

You're not transphobic

Whoa hang on now, let's not jump to conclusions

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Thought experiment:

You're tasked with making a sequel to ResetEra. There isn't a huge backlash like there was with GAF > Era, but instead, notable members make it known they are unhappy with the status quo and so, in dribs-and-drabs, new (read: Era) members start signing up to this NewResetEra site over a period of weeks and months.

I think we are all fairly on the same page with what issues the site currently has; idiotic moderation, fealty to 'famous' members, inconsistent moderating, extremely poor/non-existent communication with the wider community, and then site-wide decisions being made by cliques. Then on top of that, you have users like Echoes/Fat etc. who put on 'trans' labels in order to be able to deflect from any criticisms and generally act like lairy creeps.

What rules do you put in place to deal with that? You're not transphobic, but you don't want to appease the infantilised weirdos who are acting as trans. What do?

Don't be an arsehole. 
Don't be a bigot.

what about being a bigot against jews zionists?

[StandingOvation]

Thought experiment:

You're tasked with making a sequel to ResetEra. There isn't a huge backlash like there was with GAF > Era, but instead, notable members make it known they are unhappy with the status quo and so, in dribs-and-drabs, new (read: Era) members start signing up to this NewResetEra site over a period of weeks and months.

I think we are all fairly on the same page with what issues the site currently has; idiotic moderation, fealty to 'famous' members, inconsistent moderating, extremely poor/non-existent communication with the wider community, and then site-wide decisions being made by cliques. Then on top of that, you have users like Echoes/Fat etc. who put on 'trans' labels in order to be able to deflect from any criticisms and generally act like lairy creeps.

What rules do you put in place to deal with that? You're not transphobic, but you don't want to appease the infantilised weirdos who are acting as trans. What do?

Don't be an arsehole. 
Don't be a bigot.

Totally agree mate - I'm just thinking though, ok, you're in charge of NewResetEra and then Echoes waltzes in with the whole "Hi guyzzzz rofl :3 wut happen when cammy becomes a lesbean?!! XD" schtick and then you go...hmm no, this is creepy, you're kicked. And suddenly you're getting labelled left and right for being transphobic, when we know it has nothing to do with that and everything to do with them being a creep.

in that case.....what happens??