The thread where everyone in it hates streamers sponsored by DavidCroquet

[wsippel]

Considering Nintex posted the previous one, how could I not post guccimarx' latest banger:



AI really kinda brought old-school high effort memes back, and I'm all for it.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

PLACE!

[HaughtyFrank]

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boomers trying to appeal to young voters, but really just looking lame af. why should the vice president care at all about some dorky streamer. vance is such a lame duck, they had to run trump again to get him anywhere near the white house 

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

 my god I hope kaya is safe

[Eric Cartman]

Yeah, pretty sure there's gonna be a lot more of this, because its one thing to say stupid shit as a twitch streamer that doesnt even play videogames ( ), and feel picked on because your stupid shit gets clipped on livestream fail, its another to have a mainstream political party doing oppo research

His latest cope is hes only being picked on because hes the most popular streamer (and nobody knows who the actual most popular streamer is because his audience doesnt count because its all shut ins and incels, unlike cool hasanabi heads who are cool dudes getting pussy all the time and definitely not a bunch of fucking unhinged freaks most other streamers are terrified of)

I dunno man, maybe paying for a bunch of puff pieces so normies notice you (and then decide they really don't fucking like you) might have something to do with it?

[HaughtyFrank]

You dumb non-millionaires don't even know how wealthy a billionaire is

[benji]

Yep, the yts are it again:
https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1ol577n/hasan_claims_people_spreading_the_dog_abuse_story/

[Besticus Maximus]

Yep, the yts are it again:
https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1ol577n/hasan_claims_people_spreading_the_dog_abuse_story/

A man with a ginger moustache mistreating his dog is the most irish thing in the world bro

[HaughtyFrank]

Hasan truly has a way to speak with minorities

It's funny that Resetera loves him so much when any other lefty streamer would get canceled for this.

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hasan used to be cool

[Potato]

Hasan truly has a way to speak with minorities

It's funny that Resetera loves him so much when any other lefty streamer would get canceled for this.

Dude hates Jews and Asians. Why wouldn't Resetera love him?

[wsippel]

guccimarx' latest victim:

[DavidCroquet]

hasan used to be cool

[Besticus Maximus]

Who is that? I've seen it a few times now

[DavidCroquet]

I think it's Hasan pre-streamerfication. But I'm not 100% sure and have simply adopted it because funny and non-sequitur.

[HaughtyFrank]

Yep, the yts are it again:
https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1ol577n/hasan_claims_people_spreading_the_dog_abuse_story/

What's hilarious to me is that from what I know  he never showed the collar again. Like he still gets so worked up over this, wouldn't you keep showing the collar in 4k, telling everyone that they're idiots? Instead he sits there and sighs like a sack of potatoes, crying about how there's nothing he can do anymore

[benji]

I'm starting to think the voice of the generation may not be all that great at thinking on his feet or even after days and weeks of potential planning.

[HaughtyFrank]

Tired of being accused as hypocrite he's now larping as former poor, directly contradicting his own words and history

[benji]

[benji]

I hope Jeff posts soon so Gamegirl Nostalga can say what needs to be said.

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i just subscribed to hasan on twitch 

[benji]

Looked at the Nazi forum and they're spreading more lies:

Hungry_Bat_2230
•
3h ago

Claims he was "dead broke", yet somehow managed to cobble together enough money to be an "all access paying member for years" at Equinox - a luxury gym owned by a Trump mega donor, costing ~$3,120 per year.

Mind you, Hasan was saying this back in 2017 - well before making it big on Twitch.

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he shocks the fuck out of kaya 

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Who is that? 

A very old baby.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Ice cream as a reward for being good? 

What the fuck counts as being bad?

[Alpacx]

Ice cream as a reward for being good? 

What the fuck counts as being bad?

Eating a vegetable.

[nachobro]

steak + candy 

[HaughtyFrank]

[BIONIC]