Journal of Other Forum Analysis

[Uncle]

https://cinemaphile.com/the-mystery-of-larry-wachowski-5443/

A wild ride

The following chronicle of Larry Wachowski's transformation was originally published January 12, 2006 in RollingStone (archive.is/Y1xcB)  -- and silently purged at some point since then (likely due to accusations of transphobia). Other than the addition of some photos and a youtube video, the article is faithfully reprinted exactly as it appeared in 2006.

  

[kaleidoscopium]

And yet another Elon thread, this time about how the biography they expected to show us his true villainous side is all fake because it's not following their narrative 😂

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-verge-how-the-elon-musk-biography-exposes-walter-isaacson.770462/

[Besticus Maximus]

There’s one simple rule for writing biographies that all respectable academics are supposed to follow:

Wait until the subject is dead.

[Uncle]

what's the rule when you're writing an autobiography

[kaleidoscopium]

Fuck him. He knew Barbara lee was running but didn’t want to give her a head start. Let’s not pretend what this is.

*shocked pikachu*

Barbra Lee's last in the primary. It would've been grossly unethical to give her the seat when she's already running in the race.

Oh in that cas… bro I don’t fucking care. Are you serious?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/newsom-picks-laphonza-butler-president-of-emilys-list-as-feinstein-replacement-will-be-cas-first-openly-lgbt-senator.770405/#post-112888208

These people can be so fucking retarded it's incredible

Edit: more 

Man why aren’t people appreciating news on vetoing five sag striker unemployment benefits.

The unemployment fund is over 18 billion in debt and also isn't pulling in enough money as is, it got vetoed because the legislature is refusing to provide more funding to unemployment benefits and instead is putting through bills like that to virtue signal. That's not even factoring in that the change wouldn't go into effect until 2025 so it wouldn't be of any use at all right now.

Maybe you should get some context beyond being hateful all the time?

[Anti-Monitor]

The Master Resurrections sucks so fucking much that it’s actually a masterpiece. The movie could only ever be as bad as it is by actually trying to make it suck dick, but with the Wachowski’s downwards spiral of repeatedly abusing the goodwill of the first movie, it can legitimately be an attempt at making a good movie. There is certainly enough on the movie to make you think it is intentionally terrible, but also there’s enough juice in it to make you think it simply failed.

Movie is both critic proof and insultingly awful.

Also this thread moves too fast, it’s impossible to catch up to. The female dwarf topic was dropped way too fast.

[Eric Cartman]

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I find I can just tell from how they post like era staff can

[Eric Cartman]

That reminds they did a poll where people voted the opening lines of her first book as the most memorable opening lines...of all time.

Crazy. I don't even remember the opening lines. I doubt many of the people saying they did either. Honestly think most of her "fanbase" of her magic series now are grandma's who buy their grandkids Tiger Electronic games for Christmas if you catch my drift.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/j-k-rowling-and-her-legacy-of-hate-the-uk-gender-critical-movement.643740/page-90#post-112863236

These people seriously don't get out do they? Harry Potter is the biggest selling book series of all time, appeals to literally all normal people lmao

Look, its really very simple; she's an over rated hack with no actual talent that maybe only the feeble minded would fall for and nobody really likes anyway, while simultaneously a powerful orator who can sway even the strongest wills if exposed to their heretical rhetoric.

Frankly, the implication that a nebulous enemy who is both simultaneously an insidious near omnipotent threat and also easily defeated through the courage of zealous moral purity to be highly intellectually dishonest propaganda of the most transparent sort is entirely accurate in itself heretical.

[Eric Cartman]

Speed Racer: Mediocre

[Eric Cartman]

Also, I actually really enjoyed Matrix Resurrections and what it was trying to do, and went from 'its a huge fucking mistake to recast laurence fishburne and hugo weaving' before watching to 'it was a huge fucking mistake not to have recast keanu as a greasy balding incel nerd and carrie ann moss as a fat frumpy housewife' afterwards

[Eric Cartman]

The Master Resurrections sucks so fucking much that it’s actually a masterpiece. The movie could only ever be as bad as it is by actually trying to make it suck dick, but with the Wachowski’s downwards spiral of repeatedly abusing the goodwill of the first movie, it can legitimately be an attempt at making a good movie. There is certainly enough on the movie to make you think it is intentionally terrible, but also there’s enough juice in it to make you think it simply failed.

Movie is both critic proof and insultingly awful.

Nah, thats cloud atlas, which COINCIDENTALLY also gets a 100% pass for outrageous 'ethnicface' because the creator SO BRAVE.

Jupiter Ascending is just a straight up turd tho

Also this thread moves too fast, it’s impossible to catch up to. The female dwarf topic was dropped way too fast.

just requote shit from pages back like I do

[Nintex]

Matrix Resurrections is a fun movie.

Probably the 2nd best Matrix film.

[Besticus Maximus]

They made three good films. Bound, the first Matrix film and V for Vendetta.

The first matrix film is a lightning in a bottle thing that came together from a million difference influences and caught the spirit of the times in a way that will never really age.

Matrix 2+3 was such an epic let down at the time. It seemed absolutely unfuckupable.

[benji]

The Matrix is not good.

You will never convince me anything about that was planned ahead of time either, because nothing about the climax (which is in 2) logically leads to any of the events in 3. Even though these two parts were scripted and shot together. And the entire Agent Smith shit is a patch on the fact that they never came up with a solution to the dilemma from the first movie so it was similarly garbage.

And what they did to V for Vendetta is frankly a hate crime.

[BIONIC]

Sense8 is excellent

[Tucker's Law]

I like Cloud Atlas

[Nintex]

V for Vendetta only existed so they could put Natalie Portman in a tutu. If you're trans you can let them do anything   

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-the-fuck-is-up-with-drunk-drivers-getting-off-lightly-after-killing-someone-with-their-vehicle.769955/page-3#post-112823309

User banned (5 Days): Trolling

"This isn't about bloodlust, this is about how, if I imagine it happening to someone I'd care about, I would want to tear the perpetrator limb from limb, which is totally not bloodlust, because I decided bloodlust is bad, but I like the idea of imagining people who wronged me harmed, so that can't be bloodlust because I can't be the one who is wrong"

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/j-k-rowling-and-her-legacy-of-hate-the-uk-gender-critical-movement.643740/page-90#post-112877432

Graham Linner: Transpeople don't create any great art.

ResetEra: Hahahahaha, the Wachowski's!! Pwned!



Facts:

The Matrix: Great, but Wachowski's were still dudes at this point

--- Transitioning begins ---

The Matrix Reloaded: An ok movie 
The Matrix Revolutions: Bad
Speed Racer: Mediocre
Cloud Atlas: Boring
Jupiter Ascending: Totally, totally sucked
The Matrix Resurrections: Absolute fucking shit, lowest point in the franchise

Maybe if Wachowski's transitioned back, they'd start making great movies again.

Glinner is a crackpot and a lunatic, but he is right. There hasn't been a single great work of art, whether it's a movie, painting, book, etc... that I can think of. Not sure what's inaccurate about that statement.

Edit: Also the whole "The Matrix is actually a trans-allegory" is one of the stupidest attempted retcons in movie history ever. Absolutely no one watching it for the first time would think 'Wow, this is about the trans experience!' The fact you have to come out and openly explain that it's supposedly a trans-allegory twenty years after the movie was released in itself means it completely failed as an allegory.

Also, from that Twitter post:

Trans people: 'There's a transgenocide, somebody save us, we are dying!!! ;_;'

Also trans people: 'Hahaha, Graham Linner says he is suicidal? Get fucked and die transphobe, hahaha!!1!'

You just wait until they try to retcon Shakespeare or Vivaldi into a trans woman my dude...

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-the-fuck-is-up-with-drunk-drivers-getting-off-lightly-after-killing-someone-with-their-vehicle.769955/page-3#post-112823309

User banned (5 Days): Trolling

"This isn't about bloodlust, this is about how, if I imagine it happening to someone I'd care about, I would want to tear the perpetrator limb from limb, which is totally not bloodlust, because I decided bloodlust is bad, but I like the idea of imagining people who wronged me harmed, so that can't be bloodlust because I can't be the one who is wrong"

They really don't have to confirm so often that they think trolling is when accurate criticism is made. We already know that.

[benji]

I need a concise explanation of what the trans allegory is in The Matrix, not a four hour video, because I'm not seeing it.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

This might be a philosophical trap.

[HaughtyFrank]

To be honest, he's needed some form of a punishment/removal from regular society for a while now. Jail wouldn't be my first option, but he's done more than enough crimes to justify it.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/rapper-blueface-sentenced-to-24-60-months-in-vegas-shooting-case.770555/post-112898300

[HaughtyFrank]

I need a concise explanation of what the trans allegory is in The Matrix, not a four hour video, because I'm not seeing it.

Some stuff I remember from the RE thread

-the red pill looks like an estrogen pills or something
-Agent Smith keeps calling Neo "Mr. Anderson" meaning he deadnames him.
- They're all wearing leather so that's like gay or something

[benji]

To be honest, he's needed some form of a punishment/removal from regular society for a while now. Jail wouldn't be my first option, but he's done more than enough crimes to justify it.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/rapper-blueface-sentenced-to-24-60-months-in-vegas-shooting-case.770555/post-112898300

He'll be sent to a farm upstate where he can run and play with other rappers and their pitbulls.

[Uncle]

I need a concise explanation of what the trans allegory is in The Matrix, not a four hour video, because I'm not seeing it.

Some stuff I remember from the RE thread

-the red pill looks like an estrogen pills or something
-Agent Smith keeps calling Neo "Mr. Anderson" meaning he deadnames him.
- They're all wearing leather so that's like gay or something

- you have to wake up from the slime stuff which is getting "woke" to your own true nature
- white male who "just wanted to grill" (eating steak) is responsible for trans suicide; he kills them IRL but in the matrix they would simply be discovered dead as if they had killed themselves
- old lady oracle says he's not the One which represents people in your life trying to convince you that maybe you're not really trans
- "there is no spoon;" see spoon theory
- neo is short for neovagina

[benji]

-Neo's willingness to exterminate humanity for a hypothetical chance at sex with a woman.

[Boredfrom]

They already fucked, it was during the rave scene.

[kaleidoscopium]

These two posts from the same guy right next to each other is hilarious to me

[Echelon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/shits-gotten-expensive-how-are-you-holding-up.770585/

I have a lot of privilege and I have some perceived wealth in that I have been making it paying a mortgage on a townhome in a high COL area, but the reality is that I’m a student (which doesn’t pay lavishly) and my partner is a public service worker and shit has gotten REALLY expensive in the US especially the west coast but actually everywhere. Gas at $6 a gallon here, eggs were like $5-7 starting last year lol, I go to the grocery store for bread, milk, eggs, cereal and bananas and end up leaving having spent over $50 what the actual fuck. No time to vacation, no money to vacation, (we’re actually in serious financial and relationship issues) so shits been tough with this economy. In fact what is a vacation? I’ve just been working on dissertation and coming up for air every few days lol. So how are you holding up? How are you making it through this rough cost of living in the economy/inflation?

This is the same retard who wanted people to praise him for his murder epilepsy room just weeks earlier:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-do-you-feel-about-tv-bias-lighting-here%E2%80%99s-my-case-for-it.758656/

He of course made this thread after the first time he tried to show off got him some mocking and a whole lot of fucking nothing:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-want-to-share-the-lighting-setup-i-finished-with-my-living-room.622510/

[Nintex]

Gas at $6 a gallon here, eggs were like $5-7 starting last year lol, I go to the grocery store for bread, milk, eggs, cereal and bananas and end up leaving having spent over $50 what the actual fuck. No time to vacation, no money to vacation

Enjoy real communism