Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Boredfrom]

oh god I was watching that skill up review of wolverine and



it's that same bug eyed lady that's in every video game

 

Yes, she is very prolific in video games. Even RLM pointed out (the animated film segment)



And the problem is?

[Boredfrom]

Even Troy Baker is in the game.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-announces-500-checks-for-americans-for-alleged-overcharge-under-obamacare-aca.1630171/

The fuck is $500 supposed to do for anyone???

$500 is a week's paycheck for a lot of people.

Expecting white libs to care about the poor? Ra, stop trying. You're on a white gaming forum.

[HaughtyFrank]

Another fash dogwhistle happening in that thread:

?Its more about cutscenes sometimes feeling like HR training videos.

I'm saying he needs to speak like a normal human being and not like he's constantly in an HR training video.

Every time I see this take I deadass wonder if people have actually seen those. My people in christ, there is a such thing as genuine friendliness or friendships that don't revolve around constant roasts. Also really doesn't help that everywhere else "it sounds like HR" is used as a dogwhistle. Actually glad that some games came out before that take entered gamer lexicon.

Dogwhistle for what? Shit dialogue?

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/iman-vellani-is-such-a-fucking-real-one.1630255/

Ms. Marvel memorized the entire Cap speech from the Civil War comics. Even I haven't done this shit! (timestamped)

Good for her I guess but Comic Civil War is terrible.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

omg she memorized the entire cap speech in a marvel youtube video that was made to act like it's a candid discussion when it's not. 

[simiansmarts]

I will not allow Debra Wilson slander on my forum 
 

[Vertigo]

Reeee's creepy obsession with her is very concerning and its the same posters each time.

She really is the real life Ms. Marvel

She needs more roles dammit.

Just the absolute perfect casting when they found her

Literally.  She is the most accurate casting in all of the MCU.  Yes, all.

More Iman, more Kamala, let's gooooo.  she better be front and center in secret wars or we riot

They really need to do more with Kamala while Iman is still young. Her series is one of my favourite things Marvel have done on TV.

If she isn't in Secret Wars after all, Feige is such a washed loser.

She's soooooooooo great! Love her so much. She should be in everything.

We been knew

I swear if these podcast don't end with her revealing her chair is a Doomsday Cast Chair...I'll riot

I love how nobody replied to this

I feel like we had the same thread, with this exact same reply a few weeks ago with a different video? Super déjà vu.

[HaughtyFrank]

Feels wrong to praise the Ms. Marvel actress when we don't even know if she boycotts the NYT crossword puzzle

[Boredfrom]

I mean, genuinely good for her given that the show was good and she isn’t in the fault that the character is corpo pushed to oblivion, but is kind of silly how much people glaze her.

[Greatness Gone]

I mean, genuinely good for her given that the show was good 

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Feels wrong to praise the Ms. Marvel actress when we don't even know if she boycotts the NYT crossword puzzle

feels real infantile

[Boredfrom]

I mean, genuinely good for her given that the show was good 

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

kinda racist ngl

[Boredfrom]

Wait, the Wolverine’s game is so committed to handholding that they painted white over the snow.   

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Wait, the Wolverine’s game is so committed to handholding that they painted white over the snow.   

in the business we call that cum. 

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Wait, the Wolverine’s game is so committed to handholding that they painted white over the snow.   

A tiny bit of snow painted grey is the cause of such huge ridicule?

The game is not perfect and has flaws, but this seem like just nitpicking on any little thing because the game got a low review and its being roasted online. You'll see that thing of snow once there in the 10 hour game, maybe they made that "huge" mistake somewhere else?

[Besticus Maximus]

Frame: news article thread about something objectively wrong
Reframe: dialectical materialist research and work
Kirby frame: ETHNONATIONALISM FOR ME! 

[jimmys13]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ocarina-of-time-remake-the-question-is-will-it-match-the-score-of-the-3ds-version-or-the-collection.1630240/

If it's not making meaningful gameplay changes, it really doesn't deserve above 90 MC in this day and age. But might get do it being iconic and its status.

Im sure there will be a review that saves journalism again for you

What does that even mean?

Your own words, you found the lowest StarFox review and declared that it had saved games journalism

Yeesh, do I really live that rent free in your head that you just follow me around in multiple threads? And bring up something from a months ago and exaggerate it lol.

That's a quote verbatim...

you literally got threadbanned for being weird about reviews which seems to happen a lot.

Of course, Belda never went away. The flowchart leads in two clear directions for people who want something to fail.

Pull up that quote.

And it's not just this thread. Look I love OoT. Top 20 game of all time for me. BotW is potentially number 1. Sorry my opinion doesn't aling with yours, no need to constantly go after me.

So not a quote verbatim at all. Got it.

I didn't say "gaming journalism is saved" but rather "art critcism is back". And the context around it was a thread around that time about how reviews only scale from 7 to 10 these days.  And don't use the full numerical spectrum. Something I'm an advocate for. (Why I love Edge reviews.) And this was in response to that.

I wasn't suggesting that the the entire field of gaming journalism was suddenly been saved or even needed being saved...

This discussion has already gone far enough. Not going to continue to derail by debating a misquotation.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

I didn't say "gaming journalism is saved" but rather "art critcism is back". And the context around it was a thread around that time about how reviews only scale from 7 to 10 these days. And don't use the full numerical spectrum. Something I'm an advocate for. (Why I love Edge reviews.) And this was in response to that.

We can't criticize critics, chud..

[benji]

More Iman, more Kamala, let's gooooo.  she better be front and center in secret wars or we riot

I swear if these podcast don't end with her revealing her chair is a Doomsday Cast Chair...I'll riot

Hope y'all arming up. 

[Chumbawumbafan69]

Wait, the Wolverine’s game is so committed to handholding that they painted white over the snow.   

A tiny bit of snow painted grey is the cause of such huge ridicule?

The game is not perfect and has flaws, but this seem like just nitpicking on any little thing because the game got a low review and its being roasted online. You'll see that thing of snow once there in the 10 hour game, maybe they made that "huge" mistake somewhere else?

I think it goes further than grey snow

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

they even have a fucking sound to it 

Wolverine is a dad game for millennial manchildren who can't be bothered to try hard in their hobbies. The Dungeon and Dragons 5th Edition of video games.

[yetanotheraccountholyf]

Just to speak to the first part you'd be shocked at where everything is at after even a year. Speaking to like, going from being able to do multiple chin-ups from hanging to struggling to hit a 90° angle on your arms, let alone the full lift.

frame: there is a reason sports are segregated as men are biologically stronger
chud destroyer 5000: sports segregation is actually capitalism you fucking moron, it’s made up sexist dialectics

also frame: women are as strong as men, they should compete against each other in sports
also chud destroyer 5000: women are actually weak as fuck you idiot, after HRT I barely have the strength to blink

how badly these people must be destroyed by their bath drugs? it genuinely seems like being trans is a torture on mind and body

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Refuting the trans pickle jar argument every time it is hint at.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Reeee's creepy obsession with her is very concerning and its the same posters each time.

She really is the real life Ms. Marvel

She needs more roles dammit.

Just the absolute perfect casting when they found her

Literally.  She is the most accurate casting in all of the MCU.  Yes, all.

More Iman, more Kamala, let's gooooo.  she better be front and center in secret wars or we riot

They really need to do more with Kamala while Iman is still young. Her series is one of my favourite things Marvel have done on TV.

If she isn't in Secret Wars after all, Feige is such a washed loser.

She's soooooooooo great! Love her so much. She should be in everything.

We been knew

I swear if these podcast don't end with her revealing her chair is a Doomsday Cast Chair...I'll riot

I love how nobody replied to this

I feel like we had the same thread, with this exact same reply a few weeks ago with a different video? Super déjà vu.

I like how you can tell she's looking at her talking points in the notebook on the table but they do obvious jump cuts to try and hide it. 

[Nintex]

they even have a fucking sound to it 

Wolverine is a dad game for millennial manchildren who can't be bothered to try hard in their hobbies. The Dungeon and Dragons 5th Edition of video games.

That game is about the level of difficulty the average soy communist vegan can handle before they get triggered and depressed.

[Jansen]

I don't get the reviews. I think maybe, just maybe, some reviewers are trying to punish Sony for the disc stuff. Cos nothing about this looks like a 6/10 in any way. Even if it's not revolutionary it still seems more polished and has much higher production values than most other action games.

[jooseloose]

Jeff's posting a lot in that thread, but so is our favorite game reviewer:

Remember when Naughty Dog contacted Waypoint because they didn't like their TLoU2 review? https://www.resetera.com/threads/sony-contacted-vice-due-to-more-critical-review-of-the-last-of-us-part-ii.238561/

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jimmy-kimmel-reveals-interview-with-james-talarico-won’t-air-on-abc-amid-fcc-threats.1629346/

I bet TransERA is wishing they could agree publicly with Trump’s Admin for once.